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Old Jun 3, 2002 | 05:10 PM
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Well, dayum. I just wrote a doctoral thesis about Robert, and Robert's Rules of Order Redux and a few other things but it seems it went to the big bit bucket in the sky. Oh well, you get what I'm tryiong to say so that's cool. Just use discretion, if you show up there, drive the domestic if you've got it. Chances are, nobody will give it a second thought. If you just have to go against your better judgement and bring out your REAL car, don't do it in herd formation and it might not be so bad. We really don't want that place looking like Tyrone Square Mall Parking lot if you know what I mean. And, remember, I'm the nicest guy they've got so if youget yelled at, it ain't my fault.

Oh, BTW, don't know the yellow stroker you're talking about. Must be someone who just posts there (of course, I haven't met all the members either). BUT...an" older guy...in his 30's..!!!?? Do you know who the hell yer talkin' to here? From where I sit, that's a snot nosed kid. I get a senior citizens discount on performance parts and track entry fees. Don't make me come over there and slap the shit out of your grandpa.

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Old Jun 3, 2002 | 06:08 PM
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Dr. Dirt is wise in the ways of mojo. :notworthy:
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Old Jun 3, 2002 | 06:47 PM
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Originally posted by "DrDirt"

Originally Posted by WICKED

I was invited there, and I will continue to go any time I get bored. I don't hang out with "ricers", so I don't see the problem with me showing up, by myself, to run a couple of people. What are they gonna do... spank me?
Invited by whom? Off the top of my head, I can't think of any of the Badrap guys that would invite an import to their spot no matter how fast they are.

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i was invited once by a member of badrap that drove a black SS. we both kept racing but never beating the other, my clutch was fried and he smelled it and told me to come out and race him when i get the new clutch put in.
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Old Jun 3, 2002 | 07:23 PM
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Originally posted by "WICKED"


I believe I met you the other night. I said "slicks and skinnies... must be mean", and you said "no, those are mud tires". I also think I might have seen you running at Lakeland during the nostalgia nationals. It was a maroon 5.0 LX running low 7's... was that you? I was with the "Cool Fuel" team in the '58 'Stude running high 5's near 120. I wasted 10 minutes of everyone's time when the chute came out in the water box. My Valiant was also there, but I didn't run it. I have a separated torque converter and I'm too lazy to swap it out.

Anyways, take it easy.
No that wasn't me. My car's a calypso green coupe. The last time I ran in the Nostalgia was a couple years ago at BMP I had a yellow '64 Falcon with just a slightly worked 302. Ran 12.6x like clockwork. Good bracket car except I was king of the red lights. But that was me with the skinnies and mud tires.

You dumped the chute in the water box!!? Bwahahaha! I'll bet that was good for a lot of laughs. LAst time I had a chute, It was on my back. My car is far from needing anything but dragging my foot to slow it down.

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Old Jun 4, 2002 | 03:57 AM
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OK, so ya want to know why domestics and Badrap in particular get "rude" when imports show up? Just tripped across this one last night: https://www.tamparacing.com/phpBB2/v...ic.php?t=25137

Other than the stuff I've already mentioned, there always has to be some slow ass POS wannabe racer tag-along fuck turd like eastlakeacura that has to run home and post locations. Sheesh, what a fucking retard. Yeah, now I'm pissed about the whole thing, too.

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Old Jun 4, 2002 | 07:54 AM
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Ehhh, I missed that one. Thanks for the edits. I took a pill, I'm calm now...sort of.

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