ask tim questions/ advice thread.
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1) yeah, go to a doctor. i hardly ever go to a doctor, but if tomorrow i woke up and blood came out of my dick, id be on my way.
2) set his house on fire.
sidestory.
a few new years ago a bunch of us were hanging out, and this annoying know it all girlfriend of ours got drunk and kept trying to get a friend to punch her in the gut.
he kept saying no, but she kept begging him to do it for a half hour, finally he uppercutted the shit out of her in the stomach, and she pissed blood the next day.
she deserved it.
2) set his house on fire.
sidestory.
a few new years ago a bunch of us were hanging out, and this annoying know it all girlfriend of ours got drunk and kept trying to get a friend to punch her in the gut.
he kept saying no, but she kept begging him to do it for a half hour, finally he uppercutted the shit out of her in the stomach, and she pissed blood the next day.
she deserved it.
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then why does my boss call it an import? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(background story. miles and his gf were at the shop one night and she went to grab a beer that they had brought... coors or some shit. she asked the boss if he wanted one. his reply? "no, ill take a yuengling, though. i only drink imports. even my wife is an import"
i guess it gets imported from temple terrace to the local publix?)
(background story. miles and his gf were at the shop one night and she went to grab a beer that they had brought... coors or some shit. she asked the boss if he wanted one. his reply? "no, ill take a yuengling, though. i only drink imports. even my wife is an import"
i guess it gets imported from temple terrace to the local publix?)
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then why does my boss call it an import? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(background story. miles and his gf were at the shop one night and she went to grab a beer that they had brought... coors or some shit. she asked the boss if he wanted one. his reply? "no, ill take a yuengling, though. i only drink imports. even my wife is an import"
i guess it gets imported from temple terrace to the local publix?)
(background story. miles and his gf were at the shop one night and she went to grab a beer that they had brought... coors or some shit. she asked the boss if he wanted one. his reply? "no, ill take a yuengling, though. i only drink imports. even my wife is an import"
i guess it gets imported from temple terrace to the local publix?)
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kings cannot fall.
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i dont know, i know you wont be super low, so you may be okay, but, ive also heard the fg lips are really weak, and it would suck to hit it and break it.
in fact, id wager the version select knockoff bumper is stronger than the knockoff lip.
id hold out, or buy 2 fiberglass ones.
i mean, shit, my e30 is stock height and i still hit my volvo lip sometimes
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then why does my boss call it an import? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(background story. miles and his gf were at the shop one night and she went to grab a beer that they had brought... coors or some shit. she asked the boss if he wanted one. his reply? "no, ill take a yuengling, though. i only drink imports. even my wife is an import"
i guess it gets imported from temple terrace to the local publix?)
(background story. miles and his gf were at the shop one night and she went to grab a beer that they had brought... coors or some shit. she asked the boss if he wanted one. his reply? "no, ill take a yuengling, though. i only drink imports. even my wife is an import"
i guess it gets imported from temple terrace to the local publix?)
so he drinks his wife too? eww.
