2008 BMW M5 +18yr old driver = 5 dead.
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Dodge Viper Owners Manual:
Congratulations on purchasing your Dodge Viper! Everyone here at dodge would like to remind you that you are in fact mortal, and this car is more than willing to prove it to you in the most spectacular ways possible. To avoid having this happen, please follow the following rules:
1: Always wear your seatbelt, as paramedics hate picking corpses out of trees.
2: Drive only at the posted speed limits. Cops love giving supercars tickets, espcially red ones. Shit, you bought the red one didn't you? You are soooo getting a ticket. Man your insurance agent is going to retire off this shit.
3: Don't race Civic's. Come on now, this is like asking Mike Tyson not to punch toddlers. Do we really need to tell you this? Let them think their VTEC is invincible, as it fills the whole in their life from an absent daddy.
4: Do not taunt the Dodge Viper. Some Vipers have become possesed by angry spirits (Refer to TSB110201: Shit we built the factory on an indian burial ground, and that car just ate Bill) who hate your ass. Don't aggravate things. Making offerings of Maze and firewater at the solstices help appease the cars murderous intent.
5: Use premium unleaded gas only. Were pretty sure you'll remember this, but when your trophy wife whos IQ is slightly higher than room tempature fills it up with regular, or even better, diesel, know that were laughing at you, not with you.
Congratulations on purchasing your Dodge Viper! Everyone here at dodge would like to remind you that you are in fact mortal, and this car is more than willing to prove it to you in the most spectacular ways possible. To avoid having this happen, please follow the following rules:
1: Always wear your seatbelt, as paramedics hate picking corpses out of trees.
2: Drive only at the posted speed limits. Cops love giving supercars tickets, espcially red ones. Shit, you bought the red one didn't you? You are soooo getting a ticket. Man your insurance agent is going to retire off this shit.
3: Don't race Civic's. Come on now, this is like asking Mike Tyson not to punch toddlers. Do we really need to tell you this? Let them think their VTEC is invincible, as it fills the whole in their life from an absent daddy.
4: Do not taunt the Dodge Viper. Some Vipers have become possesed by angry spirits (Refer to TSB110201: Shit we built the factory on an indian burial ground, and that car just ate Bill) who hate your ass. Don't aggravate things. Making offerings of Maze and firewater at the solstices help appease the cars murderous intent.
5: Use premium unleaded gas only. Were pretty sure you'll remember this, but when your trophy wife whos IQ is slightly higher than room tempature fills it up with regular, or even better, diesel, know that were laughing at you, not with you.
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"Happily married gay couples with closets full of assault weapons. That's my vision for America, and it's a good one." -Glenn Reynolds, Instapundit
"At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill disciplined, despotic, and useless. Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats." - P.J. O'Rourke
Credo quia absurdum est!
"Happily married gay couples with closets full of assault weapons. That's my vision for America, and it's a good one." -Glenn Reynolds, Instapundit
"At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill disciplined, despotic, and useless. Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats." - P.J. O'Rourke
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Dodge Viper Owners Manual:
Congratulations on purchasing your Dodge Viper! Everyone here at dodge would like to remind you that you are in fact mortal, and this car is more than willing to prove it to you in the most spectacular ways possible. To avoid having this happen, please follow the following rules:
1: Always wear your seatbelt, as paramedics hate picking corpses out of trees.
2: Drive only at the posted speed limits. Cops love giving supercars tickets, espcially red ones. Shit, you bought the red one didn't you? You are soooo getting a ticket. Man your insurance agent is going to retire off this shit.
3: Don't race Civic's. Come on now, this is like asking Mike Tyson not to punch toddlers. Do we really need to tell you this? Let them think their VTEC is invincible, as it fills the whole in their life from an absent daddy.
4: Do not taunt the Dodge Viper. Some Vipers have become possesed by angry spirits (Refer to TSB110201: Shit we built the factory on an indian burial ground, and that car just ate Bill) who hate your ass. Don't aggravate things. Making offerings of Maze and firewater at the solstices help appease the cars murderous intent.
5: Use premium unleaded gas only. Were pretty sure you'll remember this, but when your trophy wife whos IQ is slightly higher than room tempature fills it up with regular, or even better, diesel, know that were laughing at you, not with you.
Congratulations on purchasing your Dodge Viper! Everyone here at dodge would like to remind you that you are in fact mortal, and this car is more than willing to prove it to you in the most spectacular ways possible. To avoid having this happen, please follow the following rules:
1: Always wear your seatbelt, as paramedics hate picking corpses out of trees.
2: Drive only at the posted speed limits. Cops love giving supercars tickets, espcially red ones. Shit, you bought the red one didn't you? You are soooo getting a ticket. Man your insurance agent is going to retire off this shit.
3: Don't race Civic's. Come on now, this is like asking Mike Tyson not to punch toddlers. Do we really need to tell you this? Let them think their VTEC is invincible, as it fills the whole in their life from an absent daddy.
4: Do not taunt the Dodge Viper. Some Vipers have become possesed by angry spirits (Refer to TSB110201: Shit we built the factory on an indian burial ground, and that car just ate Bill) who hate your ass. Don't aggravate things. Making offerings of Maze and firewater at the solstices help appease the cars murderous intent.
5: Use premium unleaded gas only. Were pretty sure you'll remember this, but when your trophy wife whos IQ is slightly higher than room tempature fills it up with regular, or even better, diesel, know that were laughing at you, not with you.
some of the funniest original shit I've seen in a while!!
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Yea..that very well could have been the most retarded idea I've ever heard, but .. do it anyway. -TheShow50h
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Dodge Viper Owners Manual:
Congratulations on purchasing your Dodge Viper! Everyone here at dodge would like to remind you that you are in fact mortal, and this car is more than willing to prove it to you in the most spectacular ways possible. To avoid having this happen, please follow the following rules:
1: Always wear your seatbelt, as paramedics hate picking corpses out of trees.
2: Drive only at the posted speed limits. Cops love giving supercars tickets, espcially red ones. Shit, you bought the red one didn't you? You are soooo getting a ticket. Man your insurance agent is going to retire off this shit.
3: Don't race Civic's. Come on now, this is like asking Mike Tyson not to punch toddlers. Do we really need to tell you this? Let them think their VTEC is invincible, as it fills the whole in their life from an absent daddy.
4: Do not taunt the Dodge Viper. Some Vipers have become possesed by angry spirits (Refer to TSB110201: Shit we built the factory on an indian burial ground, and that car just ate Bill) who hate your ass. Don't aggravate things. Making offerings of Maze and firewater at the solstices help appease the cars murderous intent.
5: Use premium unleaded gas only. Were pretty sure you'll remember this, but when your trophy wife whos IQ is slightly higher than room tempature fills it up with regular, or even better, diesel, know that were laughing at you, not with you.
Congratulations on purchasing your Dodge Viper! Everyone here at dodge would like to remind you that you are in fact mortal, and this car is more than willing to prove it to you in the most spectacular ways possible. To avoid having this happen, please follow the following rules:
1: Always wear your seatbelt, as paramedics hate picking corpses out of trees.
2: Drive only at the posted speed limits. Cops love giving supercars tickets, espcially red ones. Shit, you bought the red one didn't you? You are soooo getting a ticket. Man your insurance agent is going to retire off this shit.
3: Don't race Civic's. Come on now, this is like asking Mike Tyson not to punch toddlers. Do we really need to tell you this? Let them think their VTEC is invincible, as it fills the whole in their life from an absent daddy.
4: Do not taunt the Dodge Viper. Some Vipers have become possesed by angry spirits (Refer to TSB110201: Shit we built the factory on an indian burial ground, and that car just ate Bill) who hate your ass. Don't aggravate things. Making offerings of Maze and firewater at the solstices help appease the cars murderous intent.
5: Use premium unleaded gas only. Were pretty sure you'll remember this, but when your trophy wife whos IQ is slightly higher than room tempature fills it up with regular, or even better, diesel, know that were laughing at you, not with you.
no way you made that up.....
and if you did you sir should write novels!!!!!On another note it is very sad that this happen. We all like to say that we aren't that dumb, but in reality most of us were just a little luckier. All though I never went 150 on an airstrip with an 80 ft drop off at the end. I have done 160+ in my camaro at night on 471 here in lakeland....also did 185+ on my modded 04 gsxr 750. I like to think the conditions were right for that both times because of how desolate(sp?) the road was on every occasion. The reality is a deer or other animal could have ran out in front of me any1 of those times and I would have ended up just like those kids. Sometimes we take risks that cost us dearly....Lucky for me so far that it hasn't caught up with me. Keep in mind I'm only 20 now and I had my 02 z28 and the 04 gsx-r 750 from when I was about 16 almost 17 maybe. It wasn't my 1st bike nor my 1st car though. Moral of the story.....take minimal chances and if you are taking that chance, try not to take anyone with you
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Working on two books right now. Ones a political treatise titled "My white penis makes me evil" the other is a sci-fi novel.
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Credo quia absurdum est!
"Happily married gay couples with closets full of assault weapons. That's my vision for America, and it's a good one." -Glenn Reynolds, Instapundit
"At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill disciplined, despotic, and useless. Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats." - P.J. O'Rourke
Credo quia absurdum est!
"Happily married gay couples with closets full of assault weapons. That's my vision for America, and it's a good one." -Glenn Reynolds, Instapundit
"At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill disciplined, despotic, and useless. Liberalism is the philosophy of sniveling brats." - P.J. O'Rourke
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Dodge Viper Owners Manual:
Congratulations on purchasing your Dodge Viper! Everyone here at dodge would like to remind you that you are in fact mortal, and this car is more than willing to prove it to you in the most spectacular ways possible. To avoid having this happen, please follow the following rules:
1: Always wear your seatbelt, as paramedics hate picking corpses out of trees.
2: Drive only at the posted speed limits. Cops love giving supercars tickets, espcially red ones. Shit, you bought the red one didn't you? You are soooo getting a ticket. Man your insurance agent is going to retire off this shit.
3: Don't race Civic's. Come on now, this is like asking Mike Tyson not to punch toddlers. Do we really need to tell you this? Let them think their VTEC is invincible, as it fills the whole in their life from an absent daddy.
4: Do not taunt the Dodge Viper. Some Vipers have become possesed by angry spirits (Refer to TSB110201: Shit we built the factory on an indian burial ground, and that car just ate Bill) who hate your ass. Don't aggravate things. Making offerings of Maze and firewater at the solstices help appease the cars murderous intent.
5: Use premium unleaded gas only. Were pretty sure you'll remember this, but when your trophy wife whos IQ is slightly higher than room tempature fills it up with regular, or even better, diesel, know that were laughing at you, not with you.
Congratulations on purchasing your Dodge Viper! Everyone here at dodge would like to remind you that you are in fact mortal, and this car is more than willing to prove it to you in the most spectacular ways possible. To avoid having this happen, please follow the following rules:
1: Always wear your seatbelt, as paramedics hate picking corpses out of trees.
2: Drive only at the posted speed limits. Cops love giving supercars tickets, espcially red ones. Shit, you bought the red one didn't you? You are soooo getting a ticket. Man your insurance agent is going to retire off this shit.
3: Don't race Civic's. Come on now, this is like asking Mike Tyson not to punch toddlers. Do we really need to tell you this? Let them think their VTEC is invincible, as it fills the whole in their life from an absent daddy.
4: Do not taunt the Dodge Viper. Some Vipers have become possesed by angry spirits (Refer to TSB110201: Shit we built the factory on an indian burial ground, and that car just ate Bill) who hate your ass. Don't aggravate things. Making offerings of Maze and firewater at the solstices help appease the cars murderous intent.
5: Use premium unleaded gas only. Were pretty sure you'll remember this, but when your trophy wife whos IQ is slightly higher than room tempature fills it up with regular, or even better, diesel, know that were laughing at you, not with you.
Dang. The only offensive part in that whole post is the mention of a wife.
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And the fact that he used the wrong "W/HOLE".
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There is "NO" correct time to drive in excess speeds of the vehicles capability. Are we all guilty of it? Yes! 160 on a ZRX at night, with no traffic, you think it's safe, or "OK" till something happens beyond your control.. such as a Dog in your path, or road debris. Everytime you push your limits, and the limits of the vehicle, bad things can happen. We are all guilty of it, and to point fingers makes us hipocrites.
I would hate to think of the thoughts running through the heads of the 4 others in the car, who had absolutely no immediate control of their destiny, as this BMW was careening through the air..
R.I.P. My prayers to the families..
I would hate to think of the thoughts running through the heads of the 4 others in the car, who had absolutely no immediate control of their destiny, as this BMW was careening through the air..
R.I.P. My prayers to the families..
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We can always choose to percieve things in life differently. It's important to focus more on what's right in life.. versus what is wrong.
We can always choose to percieve things in life differently. It's important to focus more on what's right in life.. versus what is wrong.
