Originally Posted by drft_wannabe

whats that link to? it doesnt work.. and im pretty sure i wouldnt die from a fender bender on a main rd..



im talking about pickup trucks. with their bright ass lights coming up on my bumper, im not dumb enough to test an 18 wheeler. florida restrictions are absolutely ridiculous. you cant have an aftermarket exhaust but you can have a 30 inch lift on your monster truck. the headlights are just fucked on almost all lifted trucks.

Originally Posted by Decoy_TT

Whats even more funny, is when someone is tailgating and someone does brake check..They hit them, and then the tailgator trys to explain to the cop why he was following too close so he couldn't stop.


I have been in 2 car accidents... On one I was 16 and got in a slight fender bender because I was following too close and the person in front stopped suddenly to make a last second turn, and the other because the car in front of me hit the car in front of it. Both minor accidents where only a new bumper would be needed... Ever since both of those, I make sure to try and stay at least 2-3 car lengths behind the car in front, and I upgraded my brakes so I could stop faster.

But keep on tailgating. And be sure to post here on what the cop said after you told him the car in front of you brake checked you after you were tailgating him. It'll be funny.

Originally Posted by theorangeguy

i think the law is that the lights cant be higher than 31 inches off the ground...dont quote me on that though.

Originally Posted by RussianKid

1. when nice car rides my ass, i throw my lit cigarette over my car so it hits them on the hood or even better on the windshield. they back off quick, truxst me.

2. when pos rides my ass, (i have fucked up wireing in my car) i hit rear defroster which turns my brake lights on even if i never tuch the break itself.

3. if ANYONE (under 5500lb) puls out in front of me almost causing an accident. i nicely go around them, get in front of them, give fair distance between cars, and i pretty much lock up my breaks. its great watching them go into a ditch.

---im a crazy driver, i get road rage from hell---

Originally Posted by topher469

brake check???? Tail gate me and I will stop and if you are stupid and stop too theyn we will be doing the man dance, and I promise it wont be fun........ even if I get my ass kicked the other guy will not go unharmed!!!! Just quit ridding peoples asses and you wont be brake checked!! (unless getting on a guys ass is your thing) then this is the wrong thread for you!!

Originally Posted by RussianKid

1. when nice car rides my ass, i throw my lit cigarette over my car so it hits them on the hood or even better on the windshield. they back off quick, truxst me.

Originally Posted by Steez

Its even better when it hits their windshield and explodes causing them to swerve into one of those construction barriers on 275.

AH. AH. AH.

Originally Posted by perdition79

You do realize that this is Florida, and everyone keeps a gun in the glove box, those of us with concealed permits are allowed by law to stand our ground when threatened, and we will probably have that gun drawn by the time you get both your feet on the ground, right? Even modern-day cavemen like myself, who enjoy breaking noses with their bare hands, prefer drawing a gun over hand-to-hand.