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What is the most Retarded thing that you have done in a car/truck/bike, and now you look back and say, "What the fuck was I thinking?"....
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I will go first. I had two, the first was doing 140mph on a bridge at night, not seeing the M3 infront of me braking till the last possible second, and swerving and almost putting myself in to/over the wall into the water...Have never gone that fast since.
The second is doing an ebrake slide around my street corner into my drive way....Needless to say, I went wide, took out my neighbor's mailbox while he was standing in his drive talking to an off-duty officer...
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I will go first. I had two, the first was doing 140mph on a bridge at night, not seeing the M3 infront of me braking till the last possible second, and swerving and almost putting myself in to/over the wall into the water...Have never gone that fast since.
The second is doing an ebrake slide around my street corner into my drive way....Needless to say, I went wide, took out my neighbor's mailbox while he was standing in his drive talking to an off-duty officer...
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Originally Posted by 91-Turbo-Laser
....Yeah, um, not having a car lately has really toned me down and made me mature a little bit...it wasn't being immature, it was at the track, my hand hit the shifter at the end of the 1/4 mile on accident.
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Originally Posted by Steve B
it wasn't being immature, it was at the track, my hand hit the shifter at the end of the 1/4 mile on accident.
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This could be my longest post...17 was a rough year.
Stole pumpkins from a church sale, tossed them out the back of a truck at mailboxes, following cars, oncoming cars, we aimed low on the oncoming ones but it was still kind of stupid.
Me and some friends spent an entire summer fucking up our neiborhood asshole's lawn with our cars/trucks, got stuck and had to reverse out on more than one occasion, turned his sidewalk black with tire marks, laughed as him and his kids shovled dirt out of his pickup to fix our handywork.
Found out that ford trucks with Al driveshafts have a speed limiter at 103 that shuts off the damn truck...while traveling south on the skyway, while trying to restart locked the steering wheel up, almost missed the slow left bend there.
Cut off a white caddy cimmeron in chiefland with a carload of friends in h.s., and continued down the road that leads from the springs to us19 with the speedo buried, ignoring the slow ass car trying to chase me down as it faded rather quickly, slowed to 71 near the town saw a cop straddling the center line w/lights flashing pulled over and discovered i ran the chief of police and his wife off the damn road.
Stole pumpkins from a church sale, tossed them out the back of a truck at mailboxes, following cars, oncoming cars, we aimed low on the oncoming ones but it was still kind of stupid.
Me and some friends spent an entire summer fucking up our neiborhood asshole's lawn with our cars/trucks, got stuck and had to reverse out on more than one occasion, turned his sidewalk black with tire marks, laughed as him and his kids shovled dirt out of his pickup to fix our handywork.
Found out that ford trucks with Al driveshafts have a speed limiter at 103 that shuts off the damn truck...while traveling south on the skyway, while trying to restart locked the steering wheel up, almost missed the slow left bend there.
Cut off a white caddy cimmeron in chiefland with a carload of friends in h.s., and continued down the road that leads from the springs to us19 with the speedo buried, ignoring the slow ass car trying to chase me down as it faded rather quickly, slowed to 71 near the town saw a cop straddling the center line w/lights flashing pulled over and discovered i ran the chief of police and his wife off the damn road.
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it is the soldier, not the poet who has given us the freedom of speech,
it is the soldier, not the campus organizer who gives us the freedom to demonstrate,
it is the soldier, who saluted the flag, who serves under the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag,who allows the protester to burn the flag.
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Originally Posted by Steve B
slamming my car into second gear going 130mph
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When driving to Chavez I was looking for a landmark so my sister could find the place cause she was picking me up after I was dropping my car off. Found some landmarks, made a u-turn and got rear-ended by an Audi totaling my car. 
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