Offical Retard Thread
Originally Posted by B18C5-EG
When driving to Chavez I was looking for a landmark so my sister could find the place cause she was picking me up after I was dropping my car off. Found some landmarks, made a u-turn and got rear-ended by an Audi totaling my car. 

mine is doing a J-turn in my first car. A pontiac grand am, riced out...5 deep. When i did it, my back driver side tire came completely off the rim...
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Originally Posted by mitsudiamante
OOOOOOOOOUCH!! Ive done the whole sliding into the neighbors mailbox thing too.
i decided to try drifting in the neighborhood..
took out a mailbox and a fiberglass lightpole..lotsa fibreglass underneath the car
fked up hood, cracked windshield, scratched bumper..
i'm such a dumbass [note to self : stop watching drift bullshit cartoons]
Originally Posted by Steve B
it wasn't being immature, it was at the track, my hand hit the shifter at the end of the 1/4 mile on accident.


To many things...to to many things.

When i was 15 my friend had a b16 swapped crx,we all thought it was the fastest shit,and would be even faster at running thru ppl's yards..open header,in the middle of Northdale,popping vtec in yards...yea we had fun,came home,noticed Police circling the area,they came down my block,we ran and hid in my back yard,he felt the hood,which was very hot,bam busted,..Another carload of friends got there before the cops,so they are "Accompieing(sp?)" us...so theres about 7 of us,hiding in my backyard,we think we're off..you can see thru the 2 sliding glass doors at my old house,i see my mom move to the door,then i see the cops enter the kitchen..like dumbasses,we run..
...One of my friends is on probation,my phone rings.."mom" on the id,FUCKKKKK.
...the probation guys takes off,and since then has been tagged "that that pussy niga right there shorty"
...Take the long walk home,now about 6 of us,turn the corner,three squad cars..the final walk..we get there,reads us rights,bla bla..gets our picture taken..we're off...scotch free
...way more stories,and better ones...i'll post them later.
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Originally Posted by Skittle


:...One of my friends is on probation,my phone rings.."mom" on the id,FUCKKKKK.
...the probation guys takes off,and since then has been tagged "that that pussy niga right there shorty"
...Take the long walk home,now about 6 of us,turn the corner,three squad cars...WTF did you just say ....?
i was up at Race relalted doing some tuning and i am straping the car down then i look up and every one is looking at me and i am like ok .. keep on straping the car up then they ask is my car rear wheel drive now and i am like no
why and then james says so why are you straping the front tires down
Originally Posted by GsEclipse02
WTF did you just say ....?
i was up at Race relalted doing some tuning and i am straping the car down then i look up and every one is looking at me and i am like ok .. keep on straping the car up then they ask is my car rear wheel drive now and i am like no
why and then james says so why are you straping the front tires down
i was up at Race relalted doing some tuning and i am straping the car down then i look up and every one is looking at me and i am like ok .. keep on straping the car up then they ask is my car rear wheel drive now and i am like no
why and then james says so why are you straping the front tires down
Originally Posted by GsEclipse02
WTF did you just say ....?
i was up at Race relalted doing some tuning and i am straping the car down then i look up and every one is looking at me and i am like ok .. keep on straping the car up then they ask is my car rear wheel drive now and i am like no
why and then james says so why are you straping the front tires down
i was up at Race relalted doing some tuning and i am straping the car down then i look up and every one is looking at me and i am like ok .. keep on straping the car up then they ask is my car rear wheel drive now and i am like no
why and then james says so why are you straping the front tires downYou win the prize.
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