There aren't many people out there that would take a swing at me, you can believe that. Now back on topic.

Yes I did stereotype you.. now I'm going to assume here again, so don't get all teary eye'd on me, k?

You were some punk lookin kid with a spray painted back window in some old hoopty that was reported stolen, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO??!?!!!?!?!

 

lol your lucky you werent black you wouldnt be alive today lol

 

I just noticed you was from seminole,I guess you didnt go to the Carrolwood meet,I guess I was stereo typing you cause you had a white mustang,like the other guy..

Old Hoopty some of us calls them classics.. spray painted windows was ghetto,plus I couldnt see out the back windows when I had the speakers in the back..

 

can we all be friends an some to the conclusion that everyone sucks

 

I know right.. I'm allowed to stereotype. Black people get it the worst.

 

I dont have any friends,will you be mine?

 

i love you

 

This one time at band camp....

Since the majority are cop stories, I have a good one. It all started when I decided to go out an play in the mud in my truck at around 1 pm. Well my truck is extremely loud and carries thru the woods like a monster truck, so a cop passing by the woods hears it and decides to bust me. So as im leaving, just about to get back on concrete, the cop comes flying out of the bushes and blocks me off. So, im busted and wait for him to give me the ticket, as he comes over I do the usuall license and registration bullshit. He goes and checks it, and I gave him the wrong papers, so I reach over into the glovebox and he sees my old ladys purse with her brand new tag and registration sticking out the top. He questions me about it, and I told him I just dropped her off at work, which I did and she was down the street, which she was. He asked why the tag and papers were there, and we had just got the twin turbo registered before I dropped her off at work, we also got lunch which was sitting in the passenger seat. He doesnt believe me, and tellls me that I murdered my girlfriend and dumped the car and her in the woods. BULLSHIT. I get taken out of the truck, handcuffed, and set aside while they first search my truck, which doesnt turn out good since im a redneck and have a opened box of 12guages slugs in the glovebox. That gives them more reason, more backup arrives and they then presume to search the woods for hours. Finally, dissappointed, the fat little pig comes back with a $35 tresspassing ticket and tells me to leave, no apology or anything. They wouldnt even let me call my girlfriend down the street, or notify the cop at her work to find her. And they took my damn slugs.

 

yea cops r gay a while back i got drunk and high with 15+ ppl, so w/e we all get caught and released because we were all minors and it was 5am they just said call ur parents and go home, 1 kid lived TWO houses down the cop said no call u parents he said my parents dont have a phone i live 2 houses down, so they arrested him, now hes doing 7 months for "resisting arrest" (BULLSHIT) and underage drinkin... all because the cops wouldnt let him go TWO houses down...

 

maybe, and this is a big maybe.

he shouldnt have been breaking the fucking law?