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women are like a surrealist painting, great to look at, but they dont make any fucking sense
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I dont get what all the bitching is about.If you dont like it,then leave!
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My version so we can tell the truth. 
Women are like....
1. Women are like ...Laxatives ..... They will make you feel shitty.
2. Women are like.... Bananas ....... They get soft in the bottom quickly.
3. Women are like ...... Weather .... Hot air 3/4 of the time.
4. Women are like ...Blenders... They make a lot of noise and can only do one thing.
5. Women are like .....Chocolate Bars .... The expensive ones are bitter.
6. Women are like ... Commercials ....... They talk about a whole lot of nothing.
7. Women are like Department Stores ..... Not many left that are worth a shit.
8. Women are like ..Government Bonds .... They take to long to mature and give little in return.
9. Women are like .....Mascara.... They typically thicken up in a short amount of time.
10. Women are like .Popcorn ..... They are mostly made of hot air.
11. Women are like Snowstorms .... Very cold and only come a few times a year.
12. Women are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Only work and curvy for a little while.
13. Women are like Parking Spots . To find a good one is rare and when you do you you don't get to keep it long.
How about that ? It took about 15 minutes.
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Women are like....
1. Women are like ...Laxatives ..... They will make you feel shitty.
2. Women are like.... Bananas ....... They get soft in the bottom quickly.
3. Women are like ...... Weather .... Hot air 3/4 of the time.
4. Women are like ...Blenders... They make a lot of noise and can only do one thing.
5. Women are like .....Chocolate Bars .... The expensive ones are bitter.
6. Women are like ... Commercials ....... They talk about a whole lot of nothing.
7. Women are like Department Stores ..... Not many left that are worth a shit.
8. Women are like ..Government Bonds .... They take to long to mature and give little in return.
9. Women are like .....Mascara.... They typically thicken up in a short amount of time.
10. Women are like .Popcorn ..... They are mostly made of hot air.
11. Women are like Snowstorms .... Very cold and only come a few times a year.
12. Women are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Only work and curvy for a little while.
13. Women are like Parking Spots . To find a good one is rare and when you do you you don't get to keep it long.
How about that ? It took about 15 minutes.
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Chicks with dicks?
Has dyslexia and A.D.D
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Amanda
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Amanda
"People know me."
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."
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No !
Referring to what happens to them after they find a man. I am going to edit that one a little, go check it now.
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