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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...... Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Last edited by Ford DNA; Sep 20, 2007 at 05:23 AM.
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its funny how women are usually the ones who want to get married and guys dont give a fuck.. but here are plenty of reasons not to get married and if you do not to marry an american woman (which infact are the most useless , lazy and annoying women on the planet)
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12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
But besides that i found the others funny
Sorry if i was a little harsh. But.... ah i'll just stop here.
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5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
oh come on admit it, ad-dick-ting too!!
if we're not why do women always come back?
oh come on admit it, ad-dick-ting too!!
if we're not why do women always come back?
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im not denying any of those accusations....giggity giggity 
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