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Old May 19, 2003 | 08:02 AM
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Ok on my way home from boating(Fiance passed out and all) Im on gandy by race track and doing 62mph. Then this joker is riding up on my ass and flshing his light , I have 4 cars in the lane next to me, my radar is going crazy and he wants me to speed more ! So at first I give him a casual show of the break lights, the n i try pointing to where th cops are gathered(4). No luck Mario fucking Andretti doesn't get the picture now I give a harder break check! So I slow down even more to create a hole so he will fly threw and hopefully get a ticket , he bites, but no cops move(good for nothing fucks). So now we are on the bridge I rip throught traffic get behind him and start flashing the lights at him and revving and getting on his ass! Hows it feel retard? So then I get next to him and he tries to out gun me in his Caddy sts. lol ! He was like 50 with some worn out skank , and he looked befuddled when I pulled him by 12 cars. Stick to golf ya queer! fiance still sleeping through the whole thing!lol!
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Old May 19, 2003 | 08:21 AM
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funny stuff
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Old May 19, 2003 | 08:31 AM
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Andy doesnt play well with others.
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Old May 19, 2003 | 09:08 AM
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Originally posted by corey r.
Andy doesnt play well with others.
I agree!
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Old May 19, 2003 | 10:17 AM
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hey I like golf!
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Old May 19, 2003 | 10:49 AM
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If the fiance was a sleep the whole time that means your car is too quiet!!Good kill!
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Old May 19, 2003 | 11:08 AM
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Or 8 hrs of drinking for her, i quit a 3:30 and was beat , this was at 9:30 ish!
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Old May 19, 2003 | 01:25 PM
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good kill
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