Couldn't stand the withdrawl pains anymore since the Dirtmobile has departed my clutches. So yesterday afternoon on the way home from work, I unleashed the power of the Might Mopar on an unsuspecting Honduh Civic complete with splashed paint job, Wart Hog wing and fart tip. Sitting at the light, I gave him a shot of the Mighty Mopar's stock sounding exhaust (OK, it sounds stock 'cause it is stock). This only brought a sneer and a shake of the head from the Samurai piloting the JDM Assassin. As the light changed and the Honduh roared to life spewing fire and flatulance all over the road, I pressed the MoPar gas pedal to the floor and heard the scream of my own rubber protesting the application of unabated power. Instantly the Jelly Bean on Wheels began reeling the foreigner in at an alarming rate. As I flew past the Honduh, I saluted with my can of Diet Pepsi as the Bean slammed itself into hi gear of it's own accord and rocketed away. It was at this point that I wished I had ordered the power butt flap option for the Jelly Bean. I could have opened it and watched the Civ grow smaller, framed in the rear hatch of the Mighty Mopar Town & Country Mini Van/Jelly Bean on Wheels killa. I'm thinkin' soccer mom's are onto something here.

 

Mmmmmmm..... soccer moms!

LOL! Good kill, keep up the practice for your return!!

 

Me and Dirt ,Caravan vs Windstar!!! Im tired of hearing about your van . LOL

 

Bah! Windstar indeed! It's no match for the Jelly Bean on Wheels. We're talkin' 3.8 liters of fire belchin' Hemi here.

 

mmmmm Jelly Beans.

 

Good kill, Doc!!! Way to layeth the smack down with some domestic power!!

 

i'll race you with a Honda Odyssey from a roll

 

Bot doc it's a ford!! and you know what they can do!!

 

I have no recollection of that event. There is only the Jelly Bean now. Tammy won't even let me drive her TA. Sigh.