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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 12:13 PM
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good Kill..
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 12:25 PM
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Originally posted by DrDirt
Tammy won't even let me drive her TA. Sigh.
Would you like for me to talk to her, Doc? I think I can get you back in the drivers seat, behind the wheel of a higher HP/TQ car. Just say the word, and I'll work my 'magic'!
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 03:49 PM
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What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law! Even though you have demoted yourself to racing minivans, you're still my idol. Now get your ass back into a 10 second Mustang, please.
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Old Apr 16, 2003 | 04:00 PM
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oh man, , I have never seen such elaborate use of adjectives and metaphors before, ahahaha ...I raced my friends '98 windstar about 2 months ago, lol, nothing wrong with seeing what kinda power minivans got
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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 05:59 AM
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Originally posted by DinoZ
Would you like for me to talk to her, Doc? I think I can get you back in the drivers seat, behind the wheel of a higher HP/TQ car. Just say the word, and I'll work my 'magic'!
No, don't talk to her. If she finds out you and Chris are gay, it will crush her...OTOH, she would probably like to go shopping with you.
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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 06:03 AM
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Originally posted by ponchoV8
What we have here is a complete lack of respect for the law! Even though you have demoted yourself to racing minivans, you're still my idol. Now get your ass back into a 10 second Mustang, please.
All in due time, My Phillipino Phriend, all in due time.

BTW, good to see you up and around again...misse ya.
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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 06:51 AM
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Originally posted by DrDirt
No, don't talk to her. If she finds out you and Chris are gay, it will crush her...OTOH, she would probably like to go shopping with you.
Well, as we all know, I'm the farthest thing from gay... they don't get any more hetero than I am!! Although, if she were to think I was, and would like to go shopping... I'll make sure we goto Fredericks and Victoria's Secret, so I can give her some honest opinions on some lingerie when she tries it on!!
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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 11:35 AM
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You're in!! She thinks she spotted you last night on Fox holding an Iraqi kid and standing in front of a tank. I've been telling her war stories about you. You're her hero.
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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 11:40 AM
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Originally posted by DrDirt
You're in!! She thinks she spotted you last night on Fox holding an Iraqi kid and standing in front of a tank. I've been telling her war stories about you. You're her hero.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! So she's digging on me, huh?
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Old Apr 17, 2003 | 12:53 PM
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Dino would be grabbing the reporters arse if anything!
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