War Stories Fictional Stories about your "Track" conquests ;-)

In hopes there won't be a tragic kill story...

Thread Tools
 
Old 07-29-2002, 05:48 PM
  #1 (permalink)  
Registered User
Thread Starter
 
cosmo459sx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default In hopes there won't be a tragic kill story...

Just alerting everyone to the fact that there is a Kia Optima v6 running around New Tampa that is just eating everyone alive. It's fully gutted and is heavily modded with decals, projection style lamps, hood pins, and such. It's probably at least an 18 second car. I am just alerting everyone, so that no one will become a victim of the Kia type R.

P.S. I'm not just being a smart ass, this kid really thinks he's fast, especially when he's looking at your tail lights and then decides to do a 100mph ricer fly by.
Old 07-29-2002, 06:50 PM
  #2 (permalink)  
Cracka-Faced Cracka!
 
aimisgoop's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 1,951
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

damn...i wonder if he rolls with the kid in the red saturn with a fart tip and light up window squirters that gave me a fly by the other nite when i was in my friends civic with a body kit? and the best part was when he was "flying by",if thats what u wanna call it, his fat whore passanger leans out and gave us a big thumbs down..i was tempted to throw my bottle at them but there was some left...theyre lucky i love alcohol so much
__________________
AIM: AIMisGOOP

Originally Posted by moldyhands
in the immortal words of the very wise Kid Rock, "3 foot tall with a 10 foot dick"

though for me, you'd have to change it to 10 inches, and you'd have to change inches to millimeters, and you'd have to change 10 to 5 and you'd have to change dick to poor excuse for one.
Old 07-29-2002, 07:15 PM
  #3 (permalink)  
New Member
 
Mr 2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Posts: 882
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

It this kia black with some white graphics, if so he thought he was racing me one day, I was in 5th gear at 65mph and he looked at me and went WOT I almost pissed myself laughing as I drove next to his race at 1/2 throttle in 5th.
Old 07-29-2002, 07:16 PM
  #4 (permalink)  
Registered User
Thread Starter
 
cosmo459sx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

shoulda thrown her a slim-fast bar
__________________
Nice


Old 07-30-2002, 11:37 AM
  #5 (permalink)  
Registered User
 
-SS- Rice Killa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 0
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Kia Optima v6
Don't Nestle me up with the big rugged Kia!
__________________
Old 08-06-2002, 02:31 PM
  #6 (permalink)  
Registered User
Thread Starter
 
cosmo459sx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

don't worry, it won't be ready to hit the track for a while yet. I've heard he's working on a new neon lighting kit. lol
__________________
Nice






All times are GMT -8. The time now is 01:46 PM.