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Old 04-23-2005, 02:14 PM
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Well, this whole ordeal was quite the tedious one. I got my front runners today, and was going to get my tires, and decided to go to walmart as they usually got them quite cheap. well, i roll up in the bird, with my rims in the back and go inside and talk to the service guy.

ME: "Do you carry any tires in a 165R15 size?"
Guy: "What is the middle number?"
ME: "There is no middle number, its a 165R15"
Guy: "There has to be a middle number, they all have middle numbers" (very aggrivated)
ME: "Well, that can be your own little secret, i'd like to talk to the manager"

so finally, i got my friggin tire (which says 165R15 on the damn sidewall!) and while im sitting there watchin them mount and balance em i guess the guy i 1st talked to was going on break, and he was just being assinine, drinking his pepsi and commenting on how he races all the time, and he walks V8's. i sorta just smirk and nod and ask what he drove, and i got an expected answer, of a 96 eclipse gs . so yea, now my smirk has grown to a large grin and i hear the bay guy say the car was done, and began to walk to my car to leave while telling the guy if he would like to try his luck with an electric supercharged V6, he is more than welcome to and i have 10 bucks i would win. He begins laughin hysterically but obliges, so we roll out onto 19
and he jumps on it, and i just get up to his front fender, staying barely out on him, toying with him like i would with any seal pup. well the light in front of us turns yellow and we both slow down and it goes red and he blasts through it!!! im sitting there thinking WTF? i want my 10 dollars! so i went and had lunch at ponderosa, and went back to walsmart to collect...it was funny, cause he acted suprised to see me again. like i had no idea he worked there...
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Old 04-23-2005, 02:17 PM
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maybe he forgot he was still on the clock?
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Old 04-23-2005, 03:31 PM
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If he works at wal mart then he is not that bright in the first place. Maybe he thought you would forget he was there.
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kenny,lier he beat you i saw it.
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Old 04-23-2005, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Little Nicky
kenny,lier he beat you i saw it.
yup he showed me the tape
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Old 04-23-2005, 06:12 PM
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So did he pay up or not???

BTW thanks for the invite but had plans already at Chrys's moms house for diner. Your name did come up though. I'll talk to you about it later.
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Old 04-23-2005, 07:23 PM
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yea he paid up....and i worked for the walmart for about 2 weeks in TLE....after repeated "we pay you all so much better than everyone because you have such a large responsibility" and me gleaming down at a ~6.5 an hour after taxes check...i was like SYTFL!

and im not so sure i wanna talk about it brett, sounds like i may be in trouble
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good kill. glad to see he paid up.
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Old 04-24-2005, 03:14 PM
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