This is a story of a guy whose ego could get enough of a beating.

Rolling around Brizandon late at night can be fun. I submit my proof with this story. I'm going down quite a few major roads early in the morning (Sunday) and the air is cool, the ricers have all flocked from Brandon to their little LED lit hangouts and there is basically nobody on the road when I get the attention of a black LT1 6m vert, rolling with 2 guys and a girl up front. The top is down, the windows are up and they are riding my ass. To let the anger stir and tension build, I stay right at the speed limit on this 2 lane road. My turn onto a more major street is coming up so I signal WAY in advance as a hint. He takes the bait.

As the light turns, I dip into it going onto the major 4 laner and make sure his open toppedness hears my Tial venting into the clear night air. Sure as shit, he throttles it and zips past me. Game on. I charge up on his ass in third and blow off right at his door as I back off to match his speed. He flexes back as we're at the same speed and nails it. Damn, caught me sleeping a bit! Oh well, I just leave it in third and proceed to freight train his ass. Not really expecting to get him that bad, I back off and put it into 4th. Up he comes for try number two. I signal for him to go and he immediately jumps on it. This time I have to grab third and proceed to stroll away furiously. By this time, I would think that he got the hint. Well, he obviously did not as he still wanted more. By this point, the road has widened up and I am dead ass ready to get him bad. I brake boost his ass in third and peel the Z28 embalems off the car and suck the Flowmasters inside out as I put limo lenghts on him. Fun times.

I slow down and let him catch up. The passenger in the back seat was going nuts. He just goes: "That thing is pretty fucking cool and DAMN fast." There was a stale green light ahead and we could have gone at it as the light was turning yellow. He locks up the brakes and I coast on through. Too much fun already for one night.

Slut: 3 Camaro: 0

Extra fun facts: Never turned down my radio, was lighting a cigarette on kill #2.

 

best kill story evar!

 

oh, you won cause he had flowmasters. flowmasters suck on LT1's...

so when ya coming out again? i've barely seen anyone out lately.

 

I dunno. Teh turbo is hurting and I need to take the car down for some r&r upgrades. Just trying to determine if I can do it here with my tools.


EDIT: My co-workers are like: "no way your car could beat a LT1 v8 Camaro. I'll show you what my car can do." Looking forward to beating a 94 Cougar v8 and a 79 Camaro w/350 and a cam. Oooooh!

 

UPDATE: Ended up my co-worker with the Camaro decided to test his luck with his Lancer. No, it wasn't an EVO (an easy kill anyway), but a stock regular Lancer with some high performance blue interior accents. It wasn't pretty. Oh well, it got me lunch.

 

watch out for those 94 cougars...

 

They are killers. Champagne fury I tells ya.

 

Vert lt1 might run a 14.3, not much of a challenge!

 

good kill,seems like if you stomp some one they want to run again and again!I wanna say sometimes"stop trying"lol