dang he must have been like wtf when he saw you. did he offer you some of his meds to relax??

 

Haha no he came over and asked if i was alright and i told him yeah.He's kind of a smart ass now because all the little immature neighborhood kids make jokes about him.So when he was walking away twitching i heard him mumble "Wierdo".The little kids in my neighborhood are funny though. "I'd hate to try and jack off if i was that guy".

 

I can honestly say I have never been bit by a spider (that I know of). A couple times a year I have to vaccum the spider webs out of my garage, and some of the spiders are them big black fuckers which creep me the hell out, but most are daddy long legs. I found them crawling on me lots of times but never have been bitten. Guess im lucky lol.

 

big fucking spider

 

omg that thing is huge...i hope i never see one that big, plus i don't have a vacuum hose that'd reach that far.

 

I see my plan is effective so far...lol


I'll share my story. I have never been bitten that i know of, but before we 'tented' our house we use to get big ass wolf spiders in here, and i was sick as a dog laying back at like 4 am because every time i fell asleep I'd drool and snot on the pillow - yes you are correct, that was fun. So, I'm sitting there watching some dumb-ass documentary on leaf-cutter ants and have half of a tissue wadded up in each nostril...yeah laugh it up...you know you do it too. I see something run across the wall out of the corner of my right eye, and i thought it might have been the T.V playing tricks on my eyes so i starred at the area on the wall where i saw it go and waited for a bright scene on the T.V to come up so i wouldn't have to get up and turn on the damn light.
Sure enough there's this fist sized wolf spider on my wall with it's legs collected in an X pattern, to which my comment was: "Ahhh c'mon god damnit...i don't need this shit right now." So, i crawl out of bed with my tissue still in my nostrils giving me the walrus look and i grab my electric Steyr Aug air-soft rifle put a fresh clip of 80 in it.
Then, I slowly turned the light on and crept up on it from behind/under it because it was facing the ceiling. But i was still keeping my distance, attempting to stay out of sight.
Over the span of about 3 minutes i get the barrel about 5 inches from it and go full auto on the bastard.

(keep in mind I'm still sporting the walrus look for those of you imagining this in your head)
SO, i thought this was a good idea. NO i blew off a leg and a half and the plastic BBs threw it up into the air above my head. So, like a little girl i do the 'pee pee dance/kid with extreme ADD' dance and i jump up and down and shake my arms whilst i run to the other side of the room.
THANKFULLY it ran into the corner by my door and i shot the hell of it there, thus ending it's reign of terror over my room.

BTW i lock my window and rarely open it, so don't go stealing my idea.

 

im going to break into your camaro and put a remote controlled wolf spider in it and when you start your car im making it crawl on your dashboard.


im only really afraid of the little ones.

 

yea its usually the smaller ones that are most venomous

 

i fucking hate spiders

 

yeah the small ones are the the most venomous. that video of that giant spider looked like a bird catching spider from i belive africa