fuckin gross!! he needs to shave his arm hahaha but really thats kinda messed up

 

well, i officially know almost everyone on here is absolutely terrified of spiders now. So i think it's safe to say if anyone messes with me i'll just get a ton of huge ass spiders and toss them in your window at night.

 

^you would...

 

bananna spiders ftw. big as fuck

 

Fuck that heres my banana spider story...

I was like 6-7 yrs old and was camping with family and friends.I was ridden my honda CR80 at the time back to my camp site when a car backed out of there camp site and didnt hear/see me i guess so i swerve to advoid hit the car and ended up going into a ditch that was full of brush on the way and crashed.

I Pick up my bike and go to put my hands on the handel bars and see 5-8 banana spiders on my handels bars.I took off running/striping/crying back to my mommy lol ever since then I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS!!

 

When i was like 9-10 yrs old ,I was ridden my 1992 yz125 at centrailia and was maken my own trails.

A OMFG hudge ass banana spider(FUCK THERE OUT TO GET ME)crawld up inside the face of my helmet!I screamed threw my nose (i could'nt open my mouth it was right there touching it) (talken about fear!)

I crashed on instink right away,and before i crashed my helmet was off!(alot of shit is possiable when faced with fear!)I once again took of running leaveing my 1 and only love behind (1992 yz125) striped down to bare ass an was freaken out!

Anyone who knows me know dont even bother playen pranks on me with spiders,they get hurt outta natural reaction



FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE SPIDERS!

 

i would so kill you and the spiders.

 

i think this thread is great. all of us car enthusiasts and tuners usually hating on each other because of car choice, but we all come together when we talk about being scared of and having war stories of spiders. cracks me up! KEEP THE STORIES COMING, i dont want to sleep for weeks LOL

 

I had a close call not even 5 minutes ago.Went in my garage for the weedwacker i havent used in god knows how long.Anyhow i find it and right fucking next to it is a big ass brown recluse.I literally screamed like a little girl and took off into the middle of the street.

Needless to say my neighbor with parkensons(sp?)now thinks im crazier than he is.

 

looked just like this motherfucker^



^DEADDD!

Scary thing is.There's been a spider crawling on my ceiling these past few nights.I'm gonna turn the light on when i see it next time and if its a recluse im capturing it and pulling its fucking fangs out and then letting my pit puppy fuck it up.