It could be an after market warranty.

 

Dear kano,

You are a complete dumbass. Judging by your posts it is obvious that you have the reading comprehension of a 1st grader. Therefore maybe Subaru expected to much from you when they put 5W30 on the oil cap and expected you to realize that was the correct motor weight for your engine. Maybe you would have noticed that the very bottle of the oil you purchased said 'transmission' oil. Perhaps you don't know what the fuck an engine is or a transmission for that matter. I find it hard to believe that you have the mental capacity to find your way onto the internet, or to the parts store to purchase oil.

As far as your 'buddy' fucking up your oil change I call bullshit. Unless by 'buddy' you mean that dildo you had stuck up your ass while you were doing your oil change. I refuse to believe that two people on this earth could be that stupid. Both of your parents should be sterilized so that they can never spawn such an underdeveloped fetus as yourself again.

But you know what not all is bad kano, mommy and daddy will surely buy you another car. You know how I know mommy and daddy bought you this car? Because there is no way in hell you possess the mental capacity to hold any job. You probably have your name written on your shirt so you can remember it, don't you? By the way nice avatar, you do know Subaru is a Japanese company, dipshit.

As for the rest of you fucksticks coddling this cum guzzling moron, you're just as bad as he is. I mean holy fuck the oil cap told him what oil to use and the bottle of oil he bought told him it wasn't for his engine. That's not a 'mistake' that's an epic fuck up by an epic fucking jackass. All you assholes are doing is enabling this cumstain to keep being stupid, instead of doing your civic duty and laying into this asswipe until he either betters himself or kills himself. But now this asshole is going to think is OK to keep doing stupid shit. What if his next stupid act causes a car accident that involves a family member of yours, will it be OK then? And all because you wouldn't set this fuck up straight.

In closing kano you don't deserve a car. Hell with your level of stupidity you're still a danger on a bike. So what you should do is log off, dip your balls in honey and go tea bag a red ant hill so that my children don't have to worry about putting up with another generation of stupid on this magnitude.

 

Wow, so you signed up like 2 minutes ago and you're already bashing people? Gotta love TR...

 

I signed up just to tell him he is a complete fucktard and needs to give up his driver card, and say: "I'm sorry I'm a fucktard for raping my engine."

There is nothing here but complete ignorance on tech. He should not be driving. I hope he never drives near me.

So fucktard:

Didn't you notice your car was getting slower by the mile? OOh, yea, you are a real racer.


P.S. I redline my engine everyfuckin day as soon as the "proper oil" is hot. How else keep up with the audis? Still going strong at 80000.

 

For some reason I like you already!

 

Who the fuck are you the internet police. I suppose you think what this dick jokey did was an "honest mistake". No, this douche bag failed, just like the doctor did when his mom went to get an abortion.

 

I'd like you better if you'd take some English classes. Your post gave me a fucking headache.

 

Why do you care what someone else did their own car? If he wants to use 75w 90 instead of 5w 30 because he thinks it's better, then by all means let him do it. Yes, it was a very stupid and very expensive mistake. But the biggest lessons you learn in life are the lessons you learn through your wallet. It's not like he broke your car.

 

Not ass bad as the one you got from this epic fail of a thread, obviously. (sp)

 

Why do I care? Are you fucking serious? This dumbfuck is out there driving around on the roads, and obviously racing on them as well, thats why I care. What happens if this failed abortion hits you or someone you care about, will you care then? He's not going to learn a lesson for two reasons. 1. You pussies are coddling this fuckshop. 2. Mommy and daddy will bail him out for reasons already mentioned, therefore he will learn no lesson the hard way. Learning requires thought processes anyway, something this peter puffer is obviously incapable of.