Originally Posted by supreams14

Woke up, took a shit, eat some life, watched family guy, did 50 push-ups, did 80 sit-ups, took a piss, went to work, checked my email, listened to my sales reps talk to new yorkers for an hour, drove to mcdonalds with a coworker chick, eat a nasty mcrib, asked her if she wanted to have sex, drove back to work with no sex, drank 2 dr. pepers, took a piss, flirted with 2 other chicks wispering words with lots of S'es in them into their ears to make them all wetin their pants, Farted really loud in front of a hot black chick, Checked TR for parts, listened to more calls of my reps trying to sell gas and electric to new yorkers, made a few phone calls myself, took a piss, told all my sales reps to go home its 9 o clock, went to walmart for $75 worth of stuff that I didnt need, leaving walmart some ricer in his civic was revin his engine so when he got out his car and walked close to mine I reved up and my bee R poped so loud he probably shit his pants as he jumped into the air sayin " HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!! DAMN YOUR CAR IS PIMP AS FUCK!!!" , The fact that he now knows his car sucks made my day better knowing he wont be revin his engine thinking hes the coolest guy in the world with the coolest car in the world, went home, cleaned my glock then washed my hands, drove to my baby moma's house to spend time with my 2 daughters, eat 2 chicken patties-2 chicken wings and 5 chicken nuggits, gave my daughters a bath, kissed them goodnight, drove home, took a shit, got on the computer and typed what I did today!