Day #3 of having the plague or some shit.

 

I told the cops, that they were lucky I didn't unload before thinking.

 

Just ate a steak that would melt your face.

 

where from, dog?

 

Studied all day for the test. Test wasnt on 75% of the shit we covered, and was hard as fuck. FML Emo sadface

 

You need some of the steak that Kevin had emo kid...

nomnomnomnomnom

 

I actually made it myself. There is this meat market I stumbled across today on Busch blvd selling five 8oz New York Strip Steaks for $9.99. 5 for $9.99! Yes ppl, that's an awesome price! I seasoned them with extra viring olive oil, kosher sea salt and freshed cracked peppercorns. Seared each side for two minutes in a cast iron skilled on high heat for two minutes per side. (Using a tongs to flip rather than a fork.) Then I popped them into my already 425 degree pre-heated oven for 5 minutes for that medium rare awesomeness. A pat of butter on top and allowed them to rest for 4 minutes. I topped with garlic mushrooms that I prepared in a marsala wine sauce with a hint of pyrat rum to help the caramelization process. A food baby ensued...

 

sweet, make me one.
i dont cook, anything, ever.

 

Fawk that looks good!

I went to Tijuana flats for 4.99 tacos nom nom nom status with hot sauces.

 

Woke up, took a shit, eat some life, watched family guy, did 50 push-ups, did 80 sit-ups, took a piss, went to work, checked my email, listened to my sales reps talk to new yorkers for an hour, drove to mcdonalds with a coworker chick, eat a nasty mcrib, asked her if she wanted to have sex, drove back to work with no sex, drank 2 dr. pepers, took a piss, flirted with 2 other chicks wispering words with lots of S'es in them into their ears to make them all wetin their pants, Farted really loud in front of a hot black chick, Checked TR for parts, listened to more calls of my reps trying to sell gas and electric to new yorkers, made a few phone calls myself, took a piss, told all my sales reps to go home its 9 o clock, went to walmart for $75 worth of stuff that I didnt need, leaving walmart some ricer in his civic was revin his engine so when he got out his car and walked close to mine I reved up and my bee R poped so loud he probably shit his pants as he jumped into the air sayin " HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!! DAMN YOUR CAR IS PIMP AS FUCK!!!" , The fact that he now knows his car sucks made my day better knowing he wont be revin his engine thinking hes the coolest guy in the world with the coolest car in the world, went home, cleaned my glock then washed my hands, drove to my baby moma's house to spend time with my 2 daughters, eat 2 chicken patties-2 chicken wings and 5 chicken nuggits, gave my daughters a bath, kissed them goodnight, drove home, took a shit, got on the computer and typed what I did today!