CORRECT!!................................ .......................................

 

what if its both? what then....... ? ewwww

 

Well, 1 outta 2 ain't bad. True you will be forced to look at a penis, but you will also see a hot vagina(hopefully) which will cancel out all gayness caused by said penis.

 

You would see no penis, I promise you. Why do you all question me about it? I think it's kinda odd......like you'd prefer to have a sausage fest going on in here or something...
$400 and i'll deliver it to you in a bathing suit bottom you could not hide anything in those..

 

Hell I don't even know what your selling, and I'm tempted to buy it now. he he he he. Giggity.

 

How about $500, a door panel from a dodge ram,a pack of gum (orbit), and a turn signal lens from a 89-90 240sx in exchange for a gang bang at the shop?


p.s. If you are a man...no homo

 

although the door panel sounds tempting, i'm going to have to pass on that offer.

 

Like JUST a bottom and no top? And are you wearing the bottom on your head just for good measure?

I just want to make sure I'm getting my monies worth

 

i'm pretty sure she means just a bottom. no top at all.

and you could have a really small penis. or do a good job of tucking it, so regaurdless. were going to need full crotch nudity on this one. sorry

 

bathing suit pics or ban!!