Do ginger kids have no souls? Can they curse you?

Today i was just spending time with a friend when we saw a child with ginger hair and freckles, a ginger kid. He started doing some magic tricks with coins. It was very entertaining but slightly frightening. Then he began laughing, not normaly. All high pitched and his face screwed up and he look evil.
My friend and i were very scared so we left, and started running away from this spawn of satan.
He chased us. We went into a room to try and hide from him, but he was there waiting for us.
Please help, am i cursed by this demon?



ANSWER:
You need to rub a raw onion all over your body every morning for the next week. That's the only way to save your soul.

 

Fig 1.A - Sadly there is no cure for Gingervitus This person called Tim is suffering badly.

 

Gingerism should be a crime.

 

Lol

 

Good GOD it's ugly!

 

Other names to call Ginger kids

• Raisin-Breath
• Duracell
• Weasley (Ginny, Ron, Fred, George, take your pick)
• Little Red Riding Hood
• Strawberry Shortcake
• Big Red
• Firefox
• Freak
• Freckle-Face
• Code Red
• Red Alert
• Chutneycrotch
• Ronald McDonald (male or female)
• The Devil.
• Red Headed Rat Rooter
• Ranga
• Freckle fart from K-Mart
• Red Nut
• Fanta Pants
• The root of all evil

 

Thanks! No one else really told me what to do about it.
Is there anything i can do about the oniony smell though?
LOL

 

lol time to buy onions!

 

Ginger Statistics

• 324,904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year.
• 90% of gingers are overweight and obese
• 100% of people with gingervitis can not get a tan
• 10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16.
• 30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives. (NOT)
• 50% of those people with gingervitis do not come out until they over 20 years of age
• 20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self-hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis.
• 15% of all people in the US will at one time be bitten by a child with Gingervitis.
• 12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten.
• 10% above shoot themselves in the hope of a cure. The remaining 2% gnaw at the infected area like a trapped coyote.
• 0.5% of the world know that the the only cure for Gingevitus is a silver bullet in the brain.
• 22% of those bitten only come out on a full moon
• 80% of Ginger kids are totally unaware they are soulless.
• 20% of those infected with Gingervitis know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics.
• Gingers can't play football because they think that getting hit by a football helmet causes stretch marks.
• 99% of "real" people take the piss out of Gingers who have dyed their hair because they look even worse.

 

Gingers will normally defend their hair colour by saying such things as:

• I happen to like my hair colour. Weirdo
• I have a boyfriend/girlfriend, thank you. Online, if that
• Comment on the hair colour, and I'll kill you. No real threat
• My mum says I'm beautiful. Only a Ginger would believe their mum
• You're just jealous because you look like everybody else. I, er, dammit you're right!
• Everybody is special. I'm starting to believe that less and less looking at you
• It's not Ginger... It's strawberry blonde! What are you, blind? Face it, you're Ginger