Have you ever been in one of those situations where you know or think your soooooo fucked? Sure yuh have Lets here some of them. Ill start with one of mine.
It was 1am in the morning and I was on I10 eastbound 20 miles outside of Tallahasse. There was no one on the highway. I was curious on whether my car could really hit 158mph and at what RPMs (car was stock). So drop it into third at about 80mph and floor it. In a short while im going into 4th..... then into 5th.... My speedo reads 148mph and i feel some vibration. I knew its my stock driveshaft vibrating. The speedo was still climbing when the vibration started. Needless to say i let off and slowed back down... Last thing i wanted was my driveshaft coming off at damn near 150mph............. About 5 minutes later i see 3 blue lights flashing behind me. and then
I swear i was going to shit a brick... The staty comes to my window and asks to see my lisence and registration. Next thing he asks Do you know how fast you were going son? I replied yes Then what seemed like forever... 88 miles per hour.... and being the dumbshit that I am I said no I wasnt. And he looks at me funny. I was thinking I was going 148 what are u talkign about? But because im not a complete dumbshit I told him I thought I was going 84 mph. I was so relieved that they clocked me after my high speed run.

 

OMG I WOULD HAVE CRAPPED MY PANTS!!!!!

 

Damn dude....you got off lucky. If it had been me I would just started crying and said I was rushing to see my sick dying grandmother......girls have the almighty power of being able to get out of almost anything just by crying.

 

I know! Whats with girls crying and getting off the hook so easy. Im a sucker for girls who cry. I cant stand seeing or hearing it. So if i were a cop I doubt i could give a girl a ticket because she might start crying.

 

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talk about a way to talk kids out of street racing

 

probably shouldnt post this but oh well.
I just picked up my steeda from steeda in ft. lauderdal and am heading back here. on the ali going about 140 when my radar goes off so I hit the brakes and am able to slow down to 113 by the time I was pulled over. Well at the time I was only 20yrs. and the only id I had on me was my fake id. i told the officer i didnt have any id and realy had no way of identifing myself. bottem line is i got searched and they found my fake id. i go to a holding center and the car is impounded. Had to call my roomate up to pick me up and pick up my car. two mounths later i go to court and find that the cop doesnt show up case automaticly dismissed and has never shown up on any back round checks (and trust me i checked)

 

Are these cop stories or just stories where oh shit doesnt describe the feeling?

cop story 1: Coming back from the east coast of fl down by palmdale..nobody knows it and Im in the white nissan truck. this road is like 40 miles of nothing so Im just cruising at 80..well its a 45 mph spedlimit for osme reason. Im cruising and I look at the horizon and see this speck and have a gut feeling to slow down so I let off and coast get closer yeah its a trooper. Look in the mirror se ehis brake lights come on when he passes me. So I just pull over. I knew I was speeding not like it was worth it to drag it out.

cop story 2: Coming back from a local baseball field there was a long sweeping turn wel lI was doing like 4 over and there was a guy wlaking in the shoulder of the turn so I just went wide..and ended up going at a cop head on.

oh shit story: my last car (nothing good happens in the civic) I had just done some suspension work and was out carving some turns.....overesteated mine and my cars abilty ende dup laying waste to a mes sof bushes and a tree car came out fine tho..

 

Do you know how fast you were going son? I replied yes Then what seemed like forever... 88 miles per hour....

Dude you are so luck that you werent in a delorean otherwise you would have ended up in 1955 or maybe the future.

 

this one time a chick i was banging told me she was preggo and i said nah! and she said yah then i said nah again. well then she quit coming around and i finaly seen her after she had the baby and she told menot to worry that there was no way the kid could have been mine i asked why she said because hes balck. i then called her a whore and went back to hitting on her mom