HAHAHAHA

 

LOL
i then called her a whore and went back to hitting on her mom

great whore story

yeah i got off easy.... Didnt have to spend the night in jail.

 

i have a buncha horror stories.....one was when a friend of mine got thier license taken away and another friend was gonna drive theier 6speed Camaro SS but he couldnt drive a stick so i had to end up driving the person home (and i had a restricted/susp license too) and i was making a left turn in an intersection and i downshifted and fished thru the intersection jammed into 2nd then into 3rd....then slowed down all of a sudden i see lights in the rear view my adrenaline was goin sooo freakin hard.....i ended up telling the officer our predicament and i didnt get a ticket but i still had to go to court for being pulled over.....i was fined $130 and it sucked .......and then ofcourse i was just pulled over the other day.....im freakin screwed.....but i get my license back Dec. 11th

 

ive got a justin story. datin a girl we break up she says she has totally missed her period by like forever. i say call my honky ass when you do. i see her a week later no phone call many sleepless nights contemplating death and she says she had it like 5 days before. bitch.

got stopped going 91 in a 45 in my friends basically full-race vr6 mkII gti. let us go.

coming out of the brandon mall on the mall road that leads to providence. flat out balls to the wall its like 3 am so whos out anyway? look to the left red light but no coming traffic. full bore four wheel drift to the right. i want to turn left onto lumsden and the light has just changed to yellow. start in the outside lane apex slight four wheel drift into the far outside lane on lumsden. Perfect.
and then i see the blue lights.
he let me go.

thats all i feel like sharing for now.

 

Cop sotry 1) Im driving down a road about 2 miles from where I live. Its about 8 at night I pull up to a red light. I look back I look over and its a late 80s camaro. Well I get ready for the race rev my engine and when the light changes we take off. Of course he is beating me we get up to about 100 mph when he shuts down I just let off the gas and slowly cruise by him. As I pass him I look in my rear view mirror and see a cop coming up I start damming everything in the world the camaro turns into his neighborhood and the cop turns after him. Thats when I started thanking everything around me.


Cop story 2) Im on I275 in a kinda shitty mood. Its about 3 pm and I decided I want to get up to my speed governor to vent some steam. Well I change lanes and slam on the gas I get up to about 110 when I look behing me there is a cop he didnt have the lights on or anything. I say fuck and began to slow down I get down to 75 mph and decide that if he is going to pull me over he will give me a ticke for 110 and not 75. Well he comes up behind me as we are coming up on an off-ramp I take the off ramp and he keeps going straight!!!!

 

1) doing 50 down bearss right before florida ave. and the light at florida is green so i keep going and right when im about to cross the intersection i see an ambulance out of no where crossing it at the same time coming from my left on florida and i could have either slammed on my brakes and probly hit the ambulance anyways or hual ass around him and me being a dumbass dropped and punched it and hualed ass around the mother fucker but since i never have any good luck there just happend to be a H.C. Officer right behind the ambulance so as the ambulance passes and im already on the other side of bearss this asshole hits the lights and pulls me over hes pissed he comes on his little loud speaker and says GET OUT OF THE CAR NOW!!! this was like 2 weeks after i got my license i was shitting my pants and i get out and this dude is screaming at me like i killed some one. so make a long story short i got a ticket for 90 bucks for failure to yeild right of way to emergency vehicle or essentially cutting off an ambulance...parents shot me

2) 2 weeks ago im doing 95 on livingston (if anyof you know livingston this was a VERY stupid idea) and right before i go over the little bridge over 275 i let off and coast and i slow to about 60 at the bottom of the bridge and all of a sudden 2 motorcycle cops heading in the opposite direction hit their lights and one of them points at me as they fly by so i knew i was fucked and just pulled over im not gunna run from motorcycle cops....not in the jetta anyways.

conclusion...i have to take driving school and get the 4 of the 7 points on my license removed.

 

just 7?? damn i wish i was u.....lol

 

1) (Im too drunk to type more than one I ramble and my fingers would be too tired to type #2 and if they could type 2 my computer would probably crash before I posted it) Back in my Junior year of high school actually after the last day of my junior year in high school I just got my car had it a week the summer was coming up big plans for major traveling and partying errrr wrong. Anyway me and a couple friends go to this spot smoke about 3 or 4 bowls and Im driving back to drop one of the friends off. The weed was shitty had a little buzz nothing major doing 60 in a 55. I come up over this small hill and I see this cop point at me as I pass him (he was traveling the opposite direction) look in my rearview and he puts his lights on and is trying to turn around oh shit fuck #1 we just smoke 4 bowls in my car and hes coming after me. So I make a quick left right left left right left right right I must have made at least 7 or 8 turns and each turn when I looked back I oculdnt see him. Anyway I pull up to a stop sign and guess who pulls up behind me mr sheriffs officer. He hits the lights and pulls me over. He comes to the window weed smoke pours out the window as I roll it down fuck #2. He ask me for license and registration I give it to him he looks at it asks if we have any alchol drugs weapons knives guns gernade missiles rocket launchers bazookas nuclear weapons or anything else he should know about. (seriously he asked about all of that). My friend sitting next to me is like yeah we have a rocket launcher in the trunk. Cop takes his flashlight and shines it in my friends eyes (this is the middle of the day) and says thats not funny. I tell him no we dont have anything. He says you sure I say yeah he asks again and finally I say yeah Ive got some refer. The dude in the back seat is like no way i didnt know you had any of that. Cop asks me to step out of the car. I walk to the back of his car with him and talk to him he had the other 2 step out and stand at the front of his cruiser. My friend had a bowl in his shoe he took that out while the cop wasnt looking and threw it under the cop car. So cop is talking to me I give him my bowl and weed and am placed in the back of the cop car. About this time a second cop pulls up Im on the side of the corner in a bad spot so the second cop pulls on the other side of the road. Cop then searches both my friends and doesnt find anything (they didnt have anything except the bowl thrown under the car). Cop and I are in the car and hes asking me questions like weight height eye color and stuff. When he asked eye color I told him red he said what color are they normally i said red he said what color are they when youre not high i said blue when he asked weight I said before or after I get the munchies he was silent I think he may have been trying not to laugh cause I thought I saw a smirk so I told him. Anyway the cop drove off took me to jail. After talking to my friends the next day after getting out of jail they told me about the bowl that was thrown under the cop car. Well when the cop took me to jail the second cop pulled his car over to where the first cop was parked because it was on a bad curve. The cop that was there that waited for their parents to pick them up was a k-9 unit. The cop got out of the car after moving his car over the same spot where the first cop was parked. He got out of his car and my friends started asking about the dog the cop was like yeah he can smell anything a mile away. They just started cracking up laughing cause meanwhile the dog was barking his head off (smellign the bowl my friend threw under the first cop car) and the fucking cop didnt have a clue. So I get to jail and am sitting in this room with the cop who arrested me a second cop and this BIG BLACK LADY. The 2nd cop asked whatcha got and the cop who arrested me said 10-58 and the cop who arrested me is like what do you have and hte 2nd cop is like oh she was prosituting herself on Pine Ave (major whore spot in ocala). This lady was like 5 foot 4 inches and 340 lbs I looked over and about through up. MY fingers are tired now.
Robster

 

wow.
that definitely beats mine.

 

no anytime you have the late period scare from a chick thats by far the scariest point in any mans life regardless. Id much rather go to jail than for a chick to even mention her period is late let alone joke around her period is late. You recieve the king of this thread award.
Robster