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I destroy my seats all the time!
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I may drop an air biscuit here and there...
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I would never let any such bodily function inhibit my ride!
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Farting in your ride?

Old Nov 30, 2006 | 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by MrNiceGuy
i'm guilty of giving someone i dont like a ride..rolling up the windows and ripping arse and locking the windows so they have to deal with it...then act like nothing is happening..
That is clearly called a Dutch Oven
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Kirk
I've done it in every car I own, and I've picked my nose. Everyone does.

When you fart on a cloth seat its not as bad as on leather... the clotch/cotton absorbs most of it unlike leather seats. Just my 2 cents.
same as on the leather couch, like you can feel it bubblin out....awful
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Old Nov 30, 2006 | 08:30 PM
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sometimes when it bubbles out it kinda burns the cheeks..
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 05:17 AM
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I guess we all know what we mean when playing the song, "Rydin Dirtay"
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by myltwon
I'd prolly poop on my seats if I had to

What the hell moment/event in life would EVER require you to poop on your seat?
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 08:03 AM
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What you do to really make it bad is get a buddy who farts equal to or worse than you do; invite friends to go somewhere, before picking them up-- put the child safety locks on so they cant open the doors, then put on the Driver override switch to lock out their windows from opening, stick them in the back, and have your buddy and you rip like hell; which is where they think they're going to be after 2 seconds post-dirtybombage.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 08:04 AM
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I have farted in my cars, friends cars, while test driving a car, I farted once.
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 08:06 AM
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I F THIS POST LOL THAT MY FRIEND GOT U A rep
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 08:14 AM
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this thread is hilarious and yea ill rip ass in my ride or my friends ride idc lololol
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Old Dec 1, 2006 | 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by P057

What the hell moment/event in life would EVER require you to poop on your seat?
IDK, sitting in gridlock traffic and having explosive darria on an overpass

or getting chased by a trex, you never know these days
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