View Poll Results: Do you fart in your ride?

I destroy my seats all the time!

56.36%

I may drop an air biscuit here and there...

38.18%

I would never let any such bodily function inhibit my ride!

5.45%

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Farting in your ride?

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Nov 30, 2006 | 08:09 PM

#21 (permalink)

ShiZor9

I give out Dutch Ovens!!!

Joined: Aug 2005

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Originally Posted by MrNiceGuy

i'm guilty of giving someone i dont like a ride..rolling up the windows and ripping arse and locking the windows so they have to deal with it...then act like nothing is happening..

That is clearly called a Dutch Oven
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Nov 30, 2006 | 08:24 PM

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jlude90

aspiring luder

Joined: Dec 2005

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kirk

I've done it in every car I own, and I've picked my nose. Everyone does.

When you fart on a cloth seat its not as bad as on leather... the clotch/cotton absorbs most of it unlike leather seats. Just my 2 cents.

same as on the leather couch, like you can feel it bubblin out....awful

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Nov 30, 2006 | 08:30 PM

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SkwervE

realer than most

Joined: Sep 2003

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sometimes when it bubbles out it kinda burns the cheeks..

Dec 1, 2006 | 05:17 AM

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Puto

El Puto ©

Joined: Jan 2005

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I guess we all know what we mean when playing the song, "Rydin Dirtay"

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Dec 1, 2006 | 07:57 AM

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P057

isuck

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Originally Posted by myltwon

I'd prolly poop on my seats if I had to

What the hell moment/event in life would EVER require you to poop on your seat?

Dec 1, 2006 | 08:03 AM

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P057

isuck

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What you do to really make it bad is get a buddy who farts equal to or worse than you do; invite friends to go somewhere, before picking them up-- put the child safety locks on so they cant open the doors, then put on the Driver override switch to lock out their windows from opening, stick them in the back, and have your buddy and you rip like hell; which is where they think they're going to be after 2 seconds post-dirtybombage.