this kid at work owns a 2nd gen rx7 (FC)
he has rims bs dual exhaust new leather seats
i ask him what he has planned next for it he says
"my connecting rods and pistons are already in shipment,they should be here in about a week, and im getting a 3 angle valve job next week"
i slapped him and walked away

for all you stupid people rotary's dont have cylinders

 

^^^from yours truely^^^^ before he got into racing, a couple years ago.

"there is no 4cyl that can beat my car stock or modified"

and for the record i was in the passenger seat of his car when he got beat by a 4cyl.....twice


from a ricer at work.

"my friend has this tite civic, its got a cold air intake and a blow off valve".

 

best one EVAR......

ok my friends car (1985 mustang GT, carb'd) was having issues a while back with some seriously advanced timing and was shooting the burning gas back out the intake ports through the carb at us looking into it

i stand back and am like, dude i think your bad timing just fucked your carb up........
"car owner: so do i need to replace it when im done fixing the timing?"
me: no, not unless your having problems, i was only joking with him when i said it
"friend one: yeah man, my dad's car (same kind of car, still carb'd) did this and i had to help him replace the fuel injectors and the fuel rails cuz it screwed up his injector pulse"


not only did he act like he knew about cars saying that a carb'd car had injectors and fuel rails, but then he threw in taht F&F line

he really said that too, how could i make that up?

 

Me: "yeah my transmission keeps screwing up, its keeps sticking in second gear and wont shift into first or third."

Ex girlfriend: "What are you talking about? your cars an automatic, it doesnt have gears."

 

aren't people fun?

 

"I'm gonna put VTEC on my motor when I get it"
he thought it was a bolt on.. like a supercharger or something.

 

I told you that in confidence!

 

we had a co-worker convinced my edelbrock carb was a computer "memory brain"