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Friend "it has a turbo 350 in it" bystander "BS I do not see any turbo in that thing" me "bwuhahahahahahahahha"!!!

 

"i really like my mazda, but it's a little slower than i thought. can i just bolt on a couple more cylinders to make it a v6?"

this was a SERIOUS question

 

I had heard this one before.........

My headlights won't come on because I ran out of gas.

 

"you should put chrome fender trim on your car"

"you should have gotten spinners"

"i want the impreza 2.5RS over the WRX because it has the extra .5 liters so it's faster"

"there's no way a four cylinder can beat an 8 cylinder mustang"

 

this kid driving a v6 4 runner: "when i put it into overdrive it turns into a V8"

 

the wing on my honda helps me get tractionwhen i'm racing.and i sad ya putting down force on your ass end must really help u get traction on your fwd car..he sad ya see u know what i'm talking about.it had to be the best one i have heard yet.
nother one was .i had to change the injectors on it because the ones from the factory where to big....
i put an intake and fart can on it and i got like another 70 h.p out off it..
why do u have slicks on your car.u must never get traction with them when your racing.u should get some nitto's.

 

-This guy was admiring my car at a gas station and then he got into a whole discussion about what he wanted to do to his beat-up old S10 Blazer, and ended up saying the he could turn the V6 in his truck into a V8 with the proper machining.

-Honda CRX flashes his hazards as he does a flyby on me on DM. The God's answer my prayer and we both catch a red. I roll my window down and tell him to earn the right to throw his blinkers on and the fatass driver won't race because my single exhaust tip means I have a V6 and it's not worth his time. I tell him it's a V8, but he claims he's been working on cars for a long time and knows a V6 when he sees it.