Adult here, it's not that we're immature, it's just that we can't possibly become even the slightest bit interested in your Lancer vs. Neon bout, so we are trying to spice it up a little. Why didn't you put this in war stories? Maybe someone over there will care about it (rrrrriiiiight). As far as your story about BMP, did you mean to say that you ran at 1320 on FRIDAY night and your friends swear they saw a 16.0 come up? The bulbs were burned out, you went an 18.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew the neon was stock, you suck. The only drag racing done on Saturday is morning test and tune and Bracket racing in the evening, at either one you would have received a time slip. Nice story though


The dumbass that wrote the above is stupid. On certain Saturday nights Bradenton Speedway has this thing that you pay 10 dollars or 15 now i believe and you can race all night, everyone goes and if you know anything about bradenton speedway you would know that stupid ass. As far as 722ish is concerned, go somewhere else with your dumbass remarks and take your piece of shit "wrx" with you. Pull a half car on a viper "YEAH BUDDY, I BELIEVE YOU.....dont tell anyone tho " dumbass

 

your a chump!

 

Here you go you stupid fuck, its simply because i dont condone street racing in one way or another, not at all... maybe you should ask the people with me i suggest you have a look see at my mod list on the link listed in my sig, you can deny all you want that it doesnt make the power to do so, then i can post the dyno sheets to shut you the fuck up. Piece of shit? excuse me? My car mangled, in a fire, hit by 2 semis, and pissed on would be worth more than your useless neon wannabe heap of domestic/import confused crap. and my piece of shit has 64,000 miles on it.. funny, its still worth more than an OZ RALLY NEW? If i had to look at the dash of a lancer for more than 5 minutes of my life, i would likely kill myself, as they are the pinnacle of garbage, the hilt of uselessness, ergonomically, stylistically, and organization. I mean for fucks sake, who the fuck designed that silly budget fucking shit you call a "pimp" ride yo? Next time you get a chance, have a look at what an R/T 10 viper runs 1320 wise? you might be surprised to see 12.8-13.2 as the result.... funny, some of the turboxs WRX's pull 267 to the wheels, and run 12.6's? oh shit. i must be lying? interesting, as from what i know, there is a silver WRX on this very board, that has a similarly modified car that also pulled a viper. interesting.

funny enough, i dont need you to believe me, im not the one driving the lancer PIMP so when your friends ask why a "piece of shit" looks, sounds, and goes better than your overpriced 17 second useless daimler chrysler bastard child crap, you can tell them that a 90 thousand mile WRX still sells for more than your piece of shit did new. I dont recall telling you not to tell anyone, i have a picture of the viper, it was a black R/T 10, top off, old dude, smoking cigar, sidepipes, chrome wheels... US19 in bum fuck florida... he dropped it, i went around a taurus, and we stayed that way till 95.... 60 roll mind you.

If you took what i was saying as me bashing you, your a dumb fuck to begin with. If you dont have the slightest clue, and wish to go fast in the silly little pathetic joke of a car you drive now, have at it retard, but remember, you might break into the 15's! WOW! look the fuck out race car driver. But ill be damned if that race car doesnt come equipped with a mean set of 15's, those which i like, but they need to be bigger, and ill be damned, DRUM brakes in the back! :o no way, new racing development folks, DRUM fucking brakes are the shit. And look the fuck out as you DASH to 60 mph in an earth shattering 9.1 seconds look the fuck out, this monster is on a roll... btw, 3 websites have confirmed your bullshit of 16 flats, that which i wouldnt have been too proud either. nevertheless, your car is DEEP in the 17's stock, jesus, that must be a scary ride... id be afraid that POS would rattle down at the hinges....

btw, to all whom own lancers, i have no problems with these cars, just dickbeaters that think their own shit doesnt stink. the attitude means all, because, as we all know, Allister McRae DIDNT drive an OZ rally lancer, he drive an EVO, and Pruven didnt run 11's in a stock equipped lancer, they did it with an evo...

Now retard, i dont know why, but i can feel your car coming on as yellow.... nevertheless, take a look at my for sale page, and READ how much money, and how much power goes in and out of that car then, ill be more than happy to demonstrate how and why my piece of shit is superior in every way, shape and form, with the exception of the destruction derby. Dont get me wrong, i would like many cars besides a WRX, it isnt the best out there, but ill be damned if some little punk ass bitch kid talks his shit too me because his dumb ass cant even fucking read.

Have fun in your busted ass looking bastardized neon fuckwad.

Mark.

/rant - sorry everyone else, i cant tolerate useless fucks such as this one, i mean fuck, i wouldnt be surprised if i beat a mack truck, why is he surprised a neon pulled him

 

i cant beleive what i am hearing. will someone please tell this guy that he owns an es lancer. i dont think he knows. the way he talks you'd think he had an f-ing 10 second notch-back or something.and please, do not ever say anything about a wrx that would probably blow your doors off in reverse, with the e-brake up, and rosie o'donnel riding shotgun. it just sounds ridiculous.

and 722ish. how long ago did you race that viper? was it in new port richey? because my friend mike and i were trying to get him to run us in our dsm's and i remember a wrx was trying to race him too. it was prob like, god i dont even know it was a while ago. but the way you describe the guy and the car it sounds like him. it was me in a 96 awd red talon and my friend mike in a 1g black gs turbo. we turned around by the time you showed up so you might not have even saw us but i could tell you were going after him. thats pretty weird if that was you. he raced my friend right before that from like a 50 roll so if it was the same guy i can vouch that this viper was no beat up junk box. it ran strong and pulled easily on my friends fwd eclipse with prob. like 215 hp to the front wheels. so i dont know. just thought id ask.

 

it might have been me, i was following him for a little while and yes, on 19 in that area, and he was more keen to fuck about than i was! i never planned it really, he just kept goosing it...

if you see me around, give me a shout, ill probably be cruising around there... i dig DSM's...

 

will do. we have a few other descent wrx's in the area also. have you tried getting any of them to have a big meet in the npr area? it would be pretty cool. for those who dont like the drive to tampa ya know

 

Wanna race a slow chevy pickup, I'm turbo too, so therefor slow off the line

 

Well, if I am wrong about the saturdays, it's news to me, it has been a while, but they do run their regular race program on saturday, because sunshine runs on friday. As far as racing "all night" sure buddy, do they have a breakfast buffet for you hardcore ricers? I'll tell you what, I won't do it on the street, but why don't you bring your 16 second monster out for track day, I'll pull out the bottle, and give you a move for say, I don't know, $100 sound good? Then you can get beat by a 4300 lb. 127,000 mile stock engined buick, stupid ass.

 

 

the buick has got 'em any side bets ill accept them i got $75.00 on da buick roadmaster (i cant belive this is true) that thing hauls ass. cant wait keep me informed the es is gonna eat it.