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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 06:33 AM
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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died.

After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"

She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 06:38 AM
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 07:06 AM
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That's a big ass kittah!
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 07:07 AM
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.....and i would love to see a blonde pushing a car by herself.

and that is a huge kittah!
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 07:09 AM
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< Blonde that pushes cars.

I actually had to push a 4x4 truck off the road by myself once, when I ran out of gas (borrowed truck, gauge was broken). This was before everybody had cell phones. So I'm like 17 years old, by myself, walking to a gas station to use a pay phone.
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumberjack


.....and i would love to see a non married blonde pushing a car by herself.

and that is a huge kittah!
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 08:04 AM
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Shaun that sig is rediculous.
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Old Jun 20, 2007 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumberjack
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Aww hell were you being a perv or saying blondes are too prissy to push cars?
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nice!!!! Donnie your getting yourself in deep brotha!!
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Originally Posted by Ford DNA
Aww hell were you being a perv or saying blondes are too prissy to push cars?
ummm whichever one gets me out of the hole i dug for myself?
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