LOL @ Craigslist
My girlfriend brought up jokingly one night the fact that I was like a late birthday present for her (started dating a year ago shortly after her birthday...), and I said I was glad she didn't return me. She said "I'm glad you didn't return ME!" And my genius response was "I would've, except you didn't come with a receipt... Just my luck."
/hijack
My girlfriend brought up jokingly one night the fact that I was like a late birthday present for her (started dating a year ago shortly after her birthday...), and I said I was glad she didn't return me. She said "I'm glad you didn't return ME!" And my genius response was "I would've, except you didn't come with a receipt... Just my luck."
/hijack





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