I'll trade ya. My high mileage oversized antique, for your low mileage sports model.

 

Does it come with a warranty? Mine seems to have sprung a leak of complaints from the mouth normally too, so you'll have to put up with that.

I hope she never reads all this shit... She'll probably add some arsenic to my dinner one of these days.

 

lol

 

Your woman cooks for you?

 

Mine does too. Must be the good sexin'. You should really work on that Dirt. lol

 

Here, here! Although I cook sometimes. I am tomorrow night, but she understands that having me cook a meal is asking for trouble, for both her and for the kitchen. I can't cook, easy as that.

 

lol. Yeah, same here. I can grill like a mofo but I cant actually "cook."

 

I can't do much when it comes to food other than 'make' ramen noodles, pasta dishes, soup, and anything requiring a microwave. My parents are leaving for 9 days though starting tomorrow, so I'm gonna have to fend for myself for a little while...

 

LOL I used to be a line cook at a restraunt. So I know HOW to cook...I just choose not to. If I have to cook, it's spaghetti for dinner.....Or worse yet, hamburgers, chips and beer.

So, you say your's has sprung a leak eh? I may be able to put up with that if it's sporty enough. Mine doesn't have a "leak" so to speak....It's more like a waterfall...Wait....More like NIAGRA Falls. I would need a test drive of the sporty model first though....And sorry, mine had a bumper guarantee. As soon as you take it, it's yours lock, stock, and barrel. So you better be ready. It uses a bit more fuel than your sports model I think though. And it DEFINATLY emits more emissions.

 

I don't see the sports model in mine... I'm going more along the lines of a Maseratti. You know, couldn't afford a Ferarri...