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Old Nov 12, 2007 | 06:04 AM
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The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.*
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was*
marrying a "mail order" bride.


Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.* Tom*
assured him that it was.* The banker then asked Tom the age of his new**
bride to be.* Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."


Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the
sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-
old man.* Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker
tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help
him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.* Tom
thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.


About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.* "How's the
new wife?", asked the banker.


Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant."


The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,* "And
how's the hired hand?"





Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."*

Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.
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Old Nov 13, 2007 | 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Ford DNA
Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.
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Old Nov 13, 2007 | 10:46 AM
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LOL Tony!!

Good joke
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:00 AM
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You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:27 AM
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Originally Posted by DrDirt
You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted by DrDirt
You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!

Thats going in my sig!!!

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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 06:05 AM
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You guys need to get out more. You seem surprised. This should all be common knowledge...especially for someone with a moniker like "Old Man".
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Old Nov 14, 2007 | 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by DrDirt
You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!
You are my fucking hero.

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Old Nov 15, 2007 | 02:35 AM
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At my age, Steve-O it's always better to have someone looking up to you than looking down at you. Gracias.
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Originally Posted by DrDirt
You guys need to get out more. You seem surprised. This should all be common knowledge...especially for someone with a moniker like "Old Man".
Just another reminder of the path the Oldman must follow, since the Dr. has paved the way....



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