Ford DNA

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.*
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was*
marrying a "mail order" bride.


Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.* Tom*
assured him that it was.* The banker then asked Tom the age of his new**
bride to be.* Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November."


Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the
sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-
old man.* Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker
tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help
him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.* Tom
thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.


About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.* "How's the
new wife?", asked the banker.


Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant."


The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,* "And
how's the hired hand?"





Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."*

Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.

DrDirt

topher469

LOL Tony!!

Good joke

DrDirt

You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!

OldMan

topher469

Thats going in my sig!!!

Classic and rep give'n

DrDirt

You guys need to get out more. You seem surprised. This should all be common knowledge...especially for someone with a moniker like "Old Man".

Steve B

You are my fucking hero.

DrDirt

At my age, Steve-O it's always better to have someone looking up to you than looking down at you. Gracias.

OldMan

Just another reminder of the path the Oldman must follow, since the Dr. has paved the way....