The Old Rancher
The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town.*
Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was* marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true.* Tom* assured him that it was.* The banker then asked Tom the age of his new** bride to be.* Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man.* Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.* Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.* "How's the new wife?", asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant." The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued,* "And how's the hired hand?" Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too."* Don't ever underestimate old Geezers. |
Originally Posted by Ford DNA
(Post 4795516)
Don't ever underestimate old Geezers.
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LOL Tony!!
Good joke |
You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!
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Originally Posted by DrDirt
(Post 4803341)
You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!
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Originally Posted by DrDirt
(Post 4803341)
You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!
Thats going in my sig!!!:lol: :lol: Classic and rep give'n |
You guys need to get out more. You seem surprised. This should all be common knowledge...especially for someone with a moniker like "Old Man". :lol:
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Originally Posted by DrDirt
(Post 4803341)
You know it's true, Bish! Why do you think my wife is 18 years younger than I am and has been around for 13 years? Old Guys and Viagra Rule!!!
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At my age, Steve-O it's always better to have someone looking up to you than looking down at you. Gracias.
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Originally Posted by DrDirt
(Post 4803685)
You guys need to get out more. You seem surprised. This should all be common knowledge...especially for someone with a moniker like "Old Man". :lol:
:lol: :lol: |
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