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Old 08-20-2007, 03:28 AM
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7:00 PM Opening flag burning

7:15 PM Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:20 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 PM Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 PM Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 PM Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan
and Susan Sarandon

10:00 PM "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbra Streisand

11:15 PM Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 PM Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard
Dean

12:15 AM "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 AM Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 AM Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 AM Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 AM Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 AM Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home
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funnee Pat!
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thats good stuff right there!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Can I add a few in there, or will you all start crying to Scott again and have him come around and lock the thread?
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Originally Posted by vip18971
Can I add a few in there, or will you all start crying to Scott again and have him come around and lock the thread?

No one cried to me wise ass, I locked the other one because it was going no where and I had to delete some off topic remarks. There is usually more to it than meets the eye or you hear about, just know that.

Carry on with this thread.

Funny stuff BTW Pat !
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I don't like Bush or about any politian at the moment but yes it was funny
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Originally Posted by topher469
I don't like Bush or about any politian at the moment but yes it was funny
I'm voting for Arnold. I don't care that he isn't born in America. Laws aren't important anymore, anyways. At least if we've got the Terminator in charge nobody will dare oppose us.
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no we would just be known as the country that "will be right back"
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Originally Posted by topher469
no we would just be known as the country that "will be right back"
But dude...seriously.



We could disband our entire army. Any time someone gets out of line fax them that picture. Immediate surrender.
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