5 ways for a man to be happy with a woman....
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5 ways for a man to be happy with a woman....
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
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Haha! NICE!
EDIT: Thats some bs you can't type anything in all caps? But i guess you need something for the morons that try to type whole post in caps....
EDIT: ..wtf it now let me do it when i typed edit....
EDIT: ..aha! Seems it has to do with the char count. I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS NOW...MUAHAHAA... ok im done. ..fo now.
...maybe its the quick reply that did it....evil evil. Am i freaking anyone out yet.
EDIT: Thats some bs you can't type anything in all caps? But i guess you need something for the morons that try to type whole post in caps....
EDIT: ..wtf it now let me do it when i typed edit....
EDIT: ..aha! Seems it has to do with the char count. I CAN TYPE IN ALL CAPS NOW...MUAHAHAA... ok im done. ..fo now.
...maybe its the quick reply that did it....evil evil. Am i freaking anyone out yet.
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haha..I didn't know there was a woman version of this joke. There's a man one, too. 
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