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A Trip To Victoria Secret
A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the
most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the
counter goes and gets an outfit.
This is $200 she says.
I want one thats more sheer says he.
This one is $350.
I want it even more sheer than that.
This one is the most sheer that we have. Its $500.
Ill take it!
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying
Go put this on and come down to model it for me.
His wife goes upstairs opens the box and
thinks This thing is so see-through that the old coot
wont even notice if Im wearing it or not. I can take
this back for a refund and he wont know the difference.
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and
strikes a pose at the top of the stairs.
So how do you like it? she asks.
Her husband then complains Darn youd think
for $500 theyd iron the dang thing!
A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the
most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the
counter goes and gets an outfit.
This is $200 she says.
I want one thats more sheer says he.
This one is $350.
I want it even more sheer than that.
This one is the most sheer that we have. Its $500.
Ill take it!
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying
Go put this on and come down to model it for me.
His wife goes upstairs opens the box and
thinks This thing is so see-through that the old coot
wont even notice if Im wearing it or not. I can take
this back for a refund and he wont know the difference.
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and
strikes a pose at the top of the stairs.
So how do you like it? she asks.
Her husband then complains Darn youd think
for $500 theyd iron the dang thing!
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Originally posted by "Someone"
Originally posted by MoparzRule
A Trip To Victoria Secret
A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the
most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the
counter goes and gets an outfit.
This is $200 she says.
I want one thats more sheer says he.
This one is $350.
I want it even more sheer than that.
This one is the most sheer that we have. Its $500.
Ill take it!
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying
Go put this on and come down to model it for me.
His wife goes upstairs opens the box and
thinks This thing is so see-through that the old coot
wont even notice if Im wearing it or not. I can take
this back for a refund and he wont know the difference.
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and
strikes a pose at the top of the stairs.
So how do you like it? she asks.
Her husband then complains Darn youd think
for $500 theyd iron the dang thing!
Originally posted by MoparzRule
A Trip To Victoria Secret
A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the
most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the
counter goes and gets an outfit.
This is $200 she says.
I want one thats more sheer says he.
This one is $350.
I want it even more sheer than that.
This one is the most sheer that we have. Its $500.
Ill take it!
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying
Go put this on and come down to model it for me.
His wife goes upstairs opens the box and
thinks This thing is so see-through that the old coot
wont even notice if Im wearing it or not. I can take
this back for a refund and he wont know the difference.
So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and
strikes a pose at the top of the stairs.
So how do you like it? she asks.
Her husband then complains Darn youd think
for $500 theyd iron the dang thing!
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oh yeah thats is a good one john i remember hearing that one for the first time in like the 5th grade and also my version is a little different but i dont give to rat shits its still funnier than all hell
