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i am not offended but i will not say anything cause i have one in my family.
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Originally posted by "Someone"
Originally posted by NosExtreme
and one big one for everyone
Dave and Jeff are throwing a few back at their local bar when
Jeff asks You know that really gorgeous girl at work? The
one i get a hard-on for every time i see her? Yeah Dave replies. Well i finally worked up the nerve to talk to her. I
asked her out and she said yes Jeff says excitedly. Thats
great! Dave says. When are you going out with her?
I went to meet her earlier tonight says Jeff but i was
so worried about getting hard that i duct-taped my wang to my
leg so it wouldnt show. When i got to her house she answered
the door in the sherest tiniest dress Ive ever seen. Well
what happened? asks Dave. Jeff leans in and says I kicked her in the face.
Originally posted by NosExtreme
and one big one for everyone
Dave and Jeff are throwing a few back at their local bar when
Jeff asks You know that really gorgeous girl at work? The
one i get a hard-on for every time i see her? Yeah Dave replies. Well i finally worked up the nerve to talk to her. I
asked her out and she said yes Jeff says excitedly. Thats
great! Dave says. When are you going out with her?
I went to meet her earlier tonight says Jeff but i was
so worried about getting hard that i duct-taped my wang to my
leg so it wouldnt show. When i got to her house she answered
the door in the sherest tiniest dress Ive ever seen. Well
what happened? asks Dave. Jeff leans in and says I kicked her in the face.
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Here is one that I think is pretty funny.
There is a guy at a bar having a few drinks when he hears two ladies next to him talking. You know I heard that Native Americans have the longest penises(so as to not offend anyone). says the first woman to the second. Well I heard that Polish men have the most gurth(as in wide). says the second woman to the first. After talking a few more minutes the women introduece themselves to the man when they as him what his name is he replies My name is Tonto Jablowsky.
There is a guy at a bar having a few drinks when he hears two ladies next to him talking. You know I heard that Native Americans have the longest penises(so as to not offend anyone). says the first woman to the second. Well I heard that Polish men have the most gurth(as in wide). says the second woman to the first. After talking a few more minutes the women introduece themselves to the man when they as him what his name is he replies My name is Tonto Jablowsky.
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Originally posted by "Someone"
Originally posted by epicman
Here is one that I think is pretty funny.
There is a guy at a bar having a few drinks when he hears two ladies next to him talking. You know I heard that Native Americans have the longest penises(so as to not offend anyone). says the first woman to the second. Well I heard that Polish men have the most gurth(as in wide). says the second woman to the first. After talking a few more minutes the women introduece themselves to the man when they as him what his name is he replies My name is Tonto Jablowsky.
Originally posted by epicman
Here is one that I think is pretty funny.
There is a guy at a bar having a few drinks when he hears two ladies next to him talking. You know I heard that Native Americans have the longest penises(so as to not offend anyone). says the first woman to the second. Well I heard that Polish men have the most gurth(as in wide). says the second woman to the first. After talking a few more minutes the women introduece themselves to the man when they as him what his name is he replies My name is Tonto Jablowsky.
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaa holy shit thats awesome hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
