^shit. I'm stupid.

And super pissed. I hate girls. Seriously, why do I have friends that are girls? They are all lying, cheating whores.

 

so now i understand why mike is all protective of his spot on your leg.



wow.

 

welcome to being a man, you'll receive your penis in the mail in 7-10 days.

 

wth happened?



tell DR. tr all about it.

 

Thats why you just fuck them silly.

 

^^Well my supposed "friend" is a fucking whore and a bitch and is inconsiderate and is trying to date some guy I used to date. Oh, and she is now mysteriously friends with all my guy friends (who, BTW, hate me bc I'm taken now). And she is just a bitch who thinks the world revolves around her.


And she's shallow.

But she has fake tits. You guys would love her. Dumb as a rock.

 

Lol. Thanks

 

Wait a minute, how come I didnt get a friends invite from said whore? And you should have known your guy friends would turn on you once you started getting consistently banged down by one dude. Men and women cannot be friends, the man wants them to think they are friends in the off chance he can bang her down. Women befriend men because they are whores (whether it be attention whore or slut, sometimes both). There is an obvious conflict of interest there.

Want to go bowling?

 

Does it come with duct tape and chloroform?

 

nah, that takes the power trip away..


just ask pink, she's all about the rape