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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by CBRadio
Does it come with duct tape and chloroform?

unfortunately those items are on back order, you'll receive a fake ATM statement showing way more money than you have and a fake set of Porsche keys. works just as well , you only have to tell women the chevette is a loner from the dealer and you'll be talking to their service manager about it
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:30 PM
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Wait a minute, how come I didnt get a friends invite from said whore? And you should have known your guy friends would turn on you once you started getting consistently banged down by one dude. Men and women cannot be friends, the man wants them to think they are friends in the off chance he can bang her down. Women befriend men because they are whores (whether it be attention whore or slut, sometimes both). There is an obvious conflict of interest there.

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Lol. But I didn't befriend any of them out of any type of sexual interest. I just get along better with guys. Girls are usually whiny bitches who don't know an intelligent conversation if it fucked them in the ass. I have 2 friends who are girls...well, one now.

And I just went bowling....129 bitches!!! Woo! My personal best is 155, but eh, I'm not complaining. I was pretty schwasted.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:30 PM
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so now i understand why mike is all protective of his spot on your leg.



wow.
No shit, she is a hot little thing, isn't she? Excellent call on the gallery button, btw. You're a clever old man.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by _Will_
unfortunately those items are on back order, you'll receive a fake ATM statement showing way more money than you have and a fake set of Porsche keys. works just as well , you only have to tell women the chevette is a loner from the dealer and you'll be talking to their service manager about it

Does it also come with a complementary bluetooth headset to make you look successful and a cool guy haircut like this? http://www.hairfinder.com/haircollec...hairstyle1.jpg
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by CBRadio
Does it also come with a complementary bluetooth headset to make you look successful and a cool guy haircut like this? http://www.hairfinder.com/haircollec...hairstyle1.jpg
Thats not a man. Its a very confused person.

Consequently, there a lot of very confused people these days. I can't wait until men decide to start being men again.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by BAMF
Thats not a man. Its a very confused person.

Consequently, there a lot of very confused people these days. I can't wait until men decide to start being men again.



and start raping again?


i'm with you thou... guys stop being guys long ago. its sicking really.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:37 PM
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so now i understand why mike is all protective of his spot on your leg.



wow.
now you see why i'm so in love with her?
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by BAMF
No shit, she is a hot little thing, isn't she? Excellent call on the gallery button, btw. You're a clever old man.



you should see the myspace busch gardens trip.


i had to stop about have way thru because i felt bad for what i was thinking.




no joke.
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:39 PM
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Aww Nikki. I hope we can do lunch tomorrow. My professor is a dick though, so who knows....
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Old Feb 23, 2009 | 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by pnkpnthr2133
now you see why i'm so in love with her?




yes... yes i do.
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