In response to the recent law passed: How do YOU get away :)
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they will never catch me coz i ride like nick hayden. lol
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Originaly posted by: ?
And despite common misconception, performing a wheelie to be more visible while passing a vehicle isn't the best practice in the DMV's mind.
And despite common misconception, performing a wheelie to be more visible while passing a vehicle isn't the best practice in the DMV's mind.
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Best get away story ever...
This dewd I know was running from the cops one night coming from work late at night. He had the garage door opener deal & he was hoping to just disappear into his garage. Not being a good get away rider, he had just enough distance to pull it off...
This is when his greatest fear reared its ugly head on his ass... a turn he couldn't make & since it was dark, it snuck up on his ass in a hurry.
Like every good rider he ran wide, the curb helped him go down & slide into a field of grass tall enough to hide him and the bike as they laid down on the ground.
Tired as he was... he was ready to give up... Homeboy just went to sleep and waited for the cops to come.
They never found him...
2hrs later he wakes up, checks the time... gets on his bike... it fires right up & rides the remaining 3 blocks to his house.
Once in the Garage taking his gear off, his wife comes up & asks why did the bike have all that grass there... He had recently just bought the bike, so he told her the best excuse in the book...
It was there when I bought the bike honey... so she says, quite being a squid and clean it up already, it looks ghey!
I swear I didn't make this up... true lame get away story... from the cops & THE WIFE!
Lucky Bashtaid!
This dewd I know was running from the cops one night coming from work late at night. He had the garage door opener deal & he was hoping to just disappear into his garage. Not being a good get away rider, he had just enough distance to pull it off...
This is when his greatest fear reared its ugly head on his ass... a turn he couldn't make & since it was dark, it snuck up on his ass in a hurry.
Like every good rider he ran wide, the curb helped him go down & slide into a field of grass tall enough to hide him and the bike as they laid down on the ground.
Tired as he was... he was ready to give up... Homeboy just went to sleep and waited for the cops to come.
They never found him...
2hrs later he wakes up, checks the time... gets on his bike... it fires right up & rides the remaining 3 blocks to his house.
Once in the Garage taking his gear off, his wife comes up & asks why did the bike have all that grass there... He had recently just bought the bike, so he told her the best excuse in the book...
It was there when I bought the bike honey... so she says, quite being a squid and clean it up already, it looks ghey!
I swear I didn't make this up... true lame get away story... from the cops & THE WIFE! Lucky Bashtaid!
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Best get away story ever...
This dewd I know was running from the cops one night coming from work late at night. He had the garage door opener deal & he was hoping to just disappear into his garage. Not being a good get away rider, he had just enough distance to pull it off...
This is when his greatest fear reared its ugly head on his ass... a turn he couldn't make & since it was dark, it snuck up on his ass in a hurry.
Like every good rider he ran wide, the curb helped him go down & slide into a field of grass tall enough to hide him and the bike as they laid down on the ground.
Tired as he was... he was ready to give up... Homeboy just went to sleep and waited for the cops to come.
They never found him...
2hrs later he wakes up, checks the time... gets on his bike... it fires right up & rides the remaining 3 blocks to his house.
Once in the Garage taking his gear off, his wife comes up & asks why did the bike have all that grass there... He had recently just bought the bike, so he told her the best excuse in the book...
It was there when I bought the bike honey... so she says, quite being a squid and clean it up already, it looks ghey!
I swear I didn't make this up... true lame get away story... from the cops & THE WIFE!
Lucky Bashtaid!
This dewd I know was running from the cops one night coming from work late at night. He had the garage door opener deal & he was hoping to just disappear into his garage. Not being a good get away rider, he had just enough distance to pull it off...
This is when his greatest fear reared its ugly head on his ass... a turn he couldn't make & since it was dark, it snuck up on his ass in a hurry.
Like every good rider he ran wide, the curb helped him go down & slide into a field of grass tall enough to hide him and the bike as they laid down on the ground.
Tired as he was... he was ready to give up... Homeboy just went to sleep and waited for the cops to come.
They never found him...
2hrs later he wakes up, checks the time... gets on his bike... it fires right up & rides the remaining 3 blocks to his house.
Once in the Garage taking his gear off, his wife comes up & asks why did the bike have all that grass there... He had recently just bought the bike, so he told her the best excuse in the book...
It was there when I bought the bike honey... so she says, quite being a squid and clean it up already, it looks ghey!
I swear I didn't make this up... true lame get away story... from the cops & THE WIFE! Lucky Bashtaid!
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69 Camaro 509 BB 630 rwhp
87 Buick Regal lmtd 4-sale pm me
01110111011011110111001001100100001000000111010001 10111100100000011110010110111101110101011100100010 00000110110101101111011101000110100001100101011100 10
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MOdern Terran Overgrowth Reduction By Instant Kinentic Energy Shock
Originaly posted by: ?
And despite common misconception, performing a wheelie to be more visible while passing a vehicle isn't the best practice in the DMV's mind.
And despite common misconception, performing a wheelie to be more visible while passing a vehicle isn't the best practice in the DMV's mind.
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its the shit i swear!!!!11
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