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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Brandon
yeah i know what you mean.. my civic usually keeps up with liter bikes til about 160 but with my stock kanuter valve it pretty much shuts down around there.
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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Brandon
yeah i know what you mean.. my civic usually keeps up with liter bikes til about 160 but with my stock kanuter valve it pretty much shuts down around there.
Porting the stock kanuter can give you an additional 12.5% - 13.75% hp over stock when under an inversed vacuum state.
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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 04:10 PM
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fuck the kanuter get a fluxenhiemer. they pwn kanuter valves. real thrilling story on racing a viper dickster.
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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jdk
Probably not bad, because he still drove his $80k car home and fucked his hot girlfriend.
+1 give me a badass V10 over a 4 banger with 10k into it, even if the viper loses, and how are you talking about how fast your car is when it doesnt even run??
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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Road Rage
+1 give me a badass V10 over a 4 banger with 10k into it, even if the viper loses, and how are you talking about how fast your car is when it doesnt even run??
because it wasnt peices forever you know. i took it apart and bought the mr2 shell for a new project car.

check out my old celica in the beginning of this vid against the vette. i stripped that car down till it was sittin on bricks and nothin left. parted out a bunch of shit but kept the motor/turbo, all the goodies. motor is gonna have some more goodies on it in the mr2...shes gonna be fasstttttt yo
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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by **CHRIS**
Hey Brandon, I've got a heavily modified kanuter valve for sale.... $200 bucks and it's all yours.
"Does this come with a pussy magnet? I want to have a car that will attract a woman who is shaved down below."


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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 04:59 PM
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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by OrOr
"Does this come with a pussy magnet? I want to have a car that will attract a woman who is shaved down below."
Why yes, it does.... here are some final specs....if Brandon passes this deal up he is a crazy man......

The main winding is of the load Oso deltoid type placed in pan-endermic semi-bulloyed slots of the stator... every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremi pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up end of the pussy magnet.

Moreover, whenever flourescent score motion is required, it may also be employed in conjuction with a drawn recriprocation "ding alarm" to reduce sinosoyal deplenoration. The retro-encabulator KANUTER valve is of the best quality and is guaranteed to get folks from Kazakistan laid......
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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Cecil
Porting the stock kanuter can give you an additional 12.5% - 13.75% hp over stock when under an inversed vacuum state.
Fo reels!!!

I guess I know what I'll be doing all weekend! Anyone got a dremel tool?

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Old Jul 17, 2007 | 06:13 PM
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that's good 2 hear
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