i raced a viper lol
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i was on *****road coming south from ***** last weekend and me and my buddy pull up to this light and a red viper pulls up next to me and starts reving his motor. i looked at my buddy and started laughing. the light turned and he launches with everything he had, well i just causually take off from the light and sped up to about 45 where at this time we were side by side and then i cracked the throttle and smoked his ass with a 10 o clock wheelie to 80- 85mph, lol. i just think its funny when a car taunts me and gets owned like that. 
that's soooo fucking hot right there!!!!!!1111!!!1+shift=!!!
I want to fuck you in your asshole so god damn bad right now!!!!
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i knew you were gay for me you damn homo
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that shit looks jagged, she's gotta open her mouth at some point so ricky can stick his dick in it...i don't want him to get hurt...
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i'll admit the silver turbo celica was a little riced out but that car is gone now so no need to bring up the past. what i ride now is nowhere near rice. and if your referring to my mr2 to be slow your gonna have another thing comin to ya when i get this bish finished. i wonder how a guy feels that just spend 80+ on a car and gets smoked by a car with 10k into the whole car?
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Originally Posted by pnkpnthr2133
that shit looks jagged, she's gotta open her mouth at some point so ricky can stick his dick in it...i don't want him to get hurt...
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Hey Brandon, I've got a heavily modified kanuter valve for sale....
Read these specs and get back to me if you wanna buy it :
My kanuter valve provides inverse reactive current which helps in uni-lateral phase detraction and it's also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal gram meters.
The differences between your stock kanuter valve and mine is that yours generates power by the relative motion of capacitors and fluxxes.
Mine generates power by the modial interaction of magneto reluctants, and capacitive deractants.
Your stock kanuter valve has a baseplate of prefamulated amu-lite, surmounted by a maleable logorythmic casing, in such a way that the two sperving bearings ran a direct line with the panomatric fam.
My heavily modded kanuter valve has these additional features:
Six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, fitted to the ambi-thacient lunar waneshaft so side fumbling is effectively prevented....
Needless to say, you can reach speeds of 290 MPH in a stock Civic with this valve....
If you need more specs on it I can get them to you.
$200 bucks and it's all yours.
Get back to me if you want it....
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i was on *****road coming south from ***** last weekend and me and my buddy pull up to this light and a red viper pulls up next to me and starts reving his motor. i looked at my buddy and started laughing. the light turned and he launches with everything he had, well i just causually take off from the light and sped up to about 45 where at this time we were side by side and then i cracked the throttle and smoked his ass with a 10 o clock wheelie to 80- 85mph, lol. i just think its funny when a car taunts me and gets owned like that.
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'04 GSXR 750
I'm so far behind, I think I'm first
need tires (take offs)? PM me
need a deal on a track day? PM me
disclaimer: I sell used tires (take-offs), these tires have been used at Jennings, Homestead, etc. (road courses for those that dont know) therefor these tires are more used up on the sides than in the middle,
