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Old Jul 9, 2003 | 12:37 PM
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I normaly don't post much about racin but this guy was an idiot. I pull on to sheldon by the mall and see what I thought was a type R. It had 5 lug conversion, the R wing, lip, shiny exhaust and Pink(that's right I said PINK) lower strut bar.

Very long story kinda short.......

We catch a light, Dave (99B16Si) and I look over at the car, Dierte and his girlfriend look back with the i'm a hard ass and your car is slow look so I know it's on. Light turns green I procceed to hand this Dierte his ass. He pulls beside me(he get so close Dave literly could've bitched slap him) hangs out the window and begins to scream my car is garbadge and I started to fast. So we ask if he want's to go from a roll. He then gives me the it's stock gsr with bolt on's and my cars still garbadge. So we go from 45mph roll, I got the jump and spanked him again, he didn't have a chance.

I then make a turn onto linbaugh and wait for him to pull up beside me. The conversation whent some thing like this. *Fill me in dave if I missed something cause I was to busy laughing*

Dierte=I got a 92' turbo'd hatch that will smoke you
Me=Great go get it
Dierte=You got a 1,000 dollars
Me= No but he(dave) has a turbo'd civic that will run it
Dierte=Do you know Collin
Dave=Ya he has a crx drag car
Dierte=ya
Dave=What does that have to do with any thing you have a hatch
Dierte=Well he built my motor
Me=That's great!!!Why are you callin my car garbadge
Dierte=No reply
Dave=What color is it
Dierte=Silver
Dave=I've never seen a 92' silver turbo'd hatch, what motor is in it
Dierte=Turbo, I'll run you for a 1,000
Dave=I only got fifty I'll run you for that, what motor is in it
Dierte=It's only worth it for a 1,000
Me=You're gay!! Why'd you call my car garbadge!

Dierte then down shifts to take off, I folow suit and procceed to rape him worse then lil timmy takin it from behind down at Orient rd by Bubba the resident Daddy D*ck.

*Sorry I tried to make it as short as possible,and I can't spell*
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Old Jul 9, 2003 | 04:50 PM
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"what motor is in it?"
"turbo"
what a fucking doushebag!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jul 10, 2003 | 10:52 AM
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Good kill. What an assclown.
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Old Jul 10, 2003 | 10:57 AM
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Dumb people. Why can't people just say "Good Race" and move on. I can not understand that. Everytime I lose I make sure to give whoever beat the props they deserve.
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Old Jul 10, 2003 | 11:01 AM
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turbo motors, ive heard of them, they came in silver hatches back in nindy-not! putz
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Old Jul 10, 2003 | 12:54 PM
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its garbage cuz u dont have a turbo motor nub.... pink tie bar own3d u!!!! Hit me up when some slap heads are over at your house
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Old Jul 10, 2003 | 01:20 PM
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Im your turbo lover , tell me theres no other!!!!!!! Scream!!!!!!! oops dam flash back!
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Old Jul 10, 2003 | 03:21 PM
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he was just pissed because you raped him, he doesnt know how to except that, lol
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Old Jul 19, 2003 | 06:54 AM
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Old Jul 26, 2003 | 11:39 AM
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wow colin built his motor. doesn't mean he knows how to drive it.
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