ok so last nite me and several others were out at the green iguana, i hitched a ride with mark (moms accord 95) in his wrx, after we were ready to leave, i drive vapors car to steak and shake (as he was FAR less sober than I) we are headed down dale mabry and john turns down the radio and he's like "listen.... listen...." i was like WTF is he gonna bust ass and just wants me to hear it or what lol. but nay, from afar i hear a....ummmm....well im not quite sure how to describe it, other than just LOUD, it sounded like a B16 CRX with no exhaust, so we are all looking for it, but alas 'tis not a honduh. we are all shocked/amazed/horrified to find out it is a ford escort ZX2 with a tach as big as my head. we get this sinking feeling in our stomachs....this has gotta be fast we think...and man is it ever, he comes BLOWING by us doin at least 55. then slams on his breaks to try to incite a race.

we are strapped in and prepared for war, i push in the clutch, give the throttle a small blip to rev match to 2nd gear, and wait.... and just like that with a mind numbing ear shattering sound the escort is down into 2nd gear and pushing 7k RPM or better (as was viewable by his public display tach) finally i realize he is going so i nail it. by 6kRPM we were closing in on him, his smile turns to anger, to distress, he must have forgotten a sticker somewhere.... no way we are passing....if only it were a little louder...2-3 shift puuuuuuuullllllll, all be it a victory my ears are still ringing from that damn ford. by far the best/funniest race i have had in a while.

 

Oatmeal must die! Well Done!

 

Ears=Owned (or powned or what ever the other cool way to write it is this week.)


I think he came out on top this time..

 

solid kill.... i said SOLID KILL!!!

 

i believe its Pown3D good kill

 

But theres so many I didn't know where to start

 

Good kill bro

 

Now that was damned fine readin material!!
I could just hear that fucker buzzing like a mad as hell swarm of bees, and the"public display" tach--too funny. You been hangin around Dr. Dirt?

 

never even met the guy, but thanks.