I was on my way to deliever some pizzas and stopped at a gas station on Springhill drive to get a drink and my friend saw me there that just got an eagle talon tsi. And he wanted to race but i didnt want to cuz i knew i would get spanked. Anyway, im on my way to deliever some pizzas and he pulls up next to me and says just go. So i floor it, he does too and i pull about a half a car on him until his turbo spools up then he pulls about 3 cars on me and shuts it down. We went again with the same result. He has a 95 talon tsi with catback exhaust and a cone drop in filter and some free mods and he's auto. I got an 89 crx auto, with intake, 2 1/4 inch midpipe, no cat, no resonator, apexi n1 muffler, and gutted interior.

 

Im not saying anything

 

so you're the fuckin reason my cheese is slid half way off my damn pizza everytime i get it!

Bad delivery boy! no tip for you.

 

Ricer......

 

What pizza palce do you work for? I am not ordering from there!

 

so he posts getting his ass busted by a nearly stock TSi? well, i guess props to my dsm brethren for kickin that ass

 

 

i seem to recall a certain someones quote that fits this story perfectly "like two turtles fighting over a piece of lettuce"

 

The racing equivalent to watching paint dry.

 

I'd rather watch paint dry.