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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 09:44 AM
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Originally posted by CopMagnetLS1
One friendly suggestion for you Corey - If you're on a date and she's dressed up in a nice dress and heels - cargo shorts and a t-shirt aren't the way to go, LOL!
Chris, please stop posting, she is reading over my shoulder and youre getting me into trouble!






Hey Chris, I actually totally agree with you. Perhaps you can give Corey a few pointers on how to dress. As for mail order brides, I'm sure Corey is too good to have to resort to that. Hope you enjoy my picture, and if you're interested, I'm sure that there are plenty more pretty girls overseas. ~Zuzia

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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 09:47 AM
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Originally posted by corey r.
Perhaps you can give Corey a few pointers on how to dress. ~Zuzia
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 09:50 AM
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I call BS Corey doesn't know ANY girls.
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 10:21 AM
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Zuzia, being an engineering student, Corey has a pocket protector hidden away somewhere. Check his "Sunday Best" drawer.
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 10:31 AM
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Dam corey thier killin ya kid! Dam bullies leave em alone! lol!
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 10:38 AM
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Originally posted by corey r.
Chris, please stop posting, she is reading over my shoulder and youre getting me into trouble!

Hey Chris, I actually totally agree with you. Perhaps you can give Corey a few pointers on how to dress. As for mail order brides, I'm sure Corey is too good to have to resort to that. Hope you enjoy my picture, and if you're interested, I'm sure that there are plenty more pretty girls overseas. ~Zuzia
LOL! Corey too late, I think your in over your head!

Zuzia, I compliment you on your picture - looks good! So far I've been doing well on my own, BUT if it doesn't work out I may have to try that! One Romanian that I dated was pretty fun in the sack (just had to look out for the fangs)! Hmmmm, wonder if there is an an Asian versian of M.O.B's (I'll have to look into that, ) As for pointers on how to dress, well that's mostly a matter of common sense, but hmmmm.... OK here are a few pointers, Corey:

1. Don't wear your official Badrap club Gimp Costume until at least the 4th date (So you don't scare her away before the third date ).

2. Flip flops don't go with neckties.

3. Your t-shirt that says, "I've got your candy right here little girl" shouldn't come out of the drawer while she's around.

4. Velcro sneakers are Ghey!

5. The Buzz Lightyear secret decoder ring should stay at home as well.

6. Chicks don't dig guys in thongs (or women's underwear as much as you may enjoy wearing it)!

As a tip, you may also want to take those Camaro sheets you were talking about buying from Tammy off the bed, and replace them with something a little more suave. The star wars toys - even though they may be "collectibles" must be put away as well.

Candles and Craig David work well to set the mood, so you might want to take the Nsync disc out of the CD player ahead of time.

That work for starters?
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 10:46 AM
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How do you know what coreys bed room set up is?? humm??
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 10:49 AM
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 10:56 AM
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Old Apr 30, 2003 | 10:56 AM
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Originally posted by 97blkz
How do you know what coreys bed room set up is?? humm??
From the time I met Zuzia over there! LOL!
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