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Originally posted by Uncle Ben
An original Shelby Cobra is a collectible.
A Shelby GLHS is . . . uh, . . . unique.
An original Shelby Cobra is a collectible.
A Shelby GLHS is . . . uh, . . . unique.
Phone rings: Hello Mr. Shelby, this is the Dodge PR department.
C. Shelby: Yes, how can I help you?
Dodge PR: Well we feel that with your past sucesses we could sell a lot of cars if we put your name on them.
C. Shelby: Oh yeah, what kind of cars are we talking about?
Dodge PR: Performance cars sir.
C. Shelby: Don't avoid the question. what do you want to put my name on?
Dodge PR: An ...cough- omni-cough.... sir
C. Shelby: Excuse me?
Dodge PR: An omni sir...
C. Shelby: BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! How much do it get?
Dodge PR: .000000025% of sales of the vehicle.
C. Shelby: OK, but you can only make a few of them - I want it forgotten in 20 years!
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Alas, i think acr is taking this to seriously to be funny any more. I hope he does bring his car to the track though.
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Originally posted by CopMagnetLS1
I can see it now!
Phone rings: Hello Mr. Shelby, this is the Dodge PR department.
C. Shelby: Yes, how can I help you?
Dodge PR: Well we feel that with your past sucesses we could sell a lot of cars if we put your name on them.
C. Shelby: Oh yeah, what kind of cars are we talking about?
Dodge PR: Performance cars sir.
C. Shelby: Don't avoid the question. what do you want to put my name on?
Dodge PR: An ...cough- omni-cough.... sir
C. Shelby: Excuse me?
Dodge PR: An omni sir...
C. Shelby: BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! How much do it get?
Dodge PR: .000000025% of sales of the vehicle.
C. Shelby: OK, but you can only make a few of them - I want it forgotten in 20 years!
I can see it now!
Phone rings: Hello Mr. Shelby, this is the Dodge PR department.
C. Shelby: Yes, how can I help you?
Dodge PR: Well we feel that with your past sucesses we could sell a lot of cars if we put your name on them.
C. Shelby: Oh yeah, what kind of cars are we talking about?
Dodge PR: Performance cars sir.
C. Shelby: Don't avoid the question. what do you want to put my name on?
Dodge PR: An ...cough- omni-cough.... sir
C. Shelby: Excuse me?
Dodge PR: An omni sir...
C. Shelby: BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! How much do it get?
Dodge PR: .000000025% of sales of the vehicle.
C. Shelby: OK, but you can only make a few of them - I want it forgotten in 20 years!
Hahahaha..thats fricken awesome
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A Cock Ring 2 Nightly Violate... you make yourself out to be more and more of a joke on a daily basis. Thanks for making it funny in here!!
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I drive way too fast to worry about cancer!!!
I eat Omni GLH-S's for breakfast!!!
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I drive way too fast to worry about cancer!!!
I eat Omni GLH-S's for breakfast!!!
Your fish smells like pussy!!!
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Originally posted by ACR2NV
is that supposed to be an insult cause i can fix all of the said above very quickly then you wont be so high and mighty
is that supposed to be an insult cause i can fix all of the said above very quickly then you wont be so high and mighty
I'm afraid now! 
The only thing I have to worry about from you, is a blood transfusion!!
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I drive way too fast to worry about cancer!!!
I eat Omni GLH-S's for breakfast!!!
Your fish smells like pussy!!!
I drive way too fast to worry about cancer!!!
I eat Omni GLH-S's for breakfast!!!
Your fish smells like pussy!!!
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Originally posted by ACR2NV
i havent gone anywhere Cockmagnet just sitting here laughing at you. Terminator had you been there you would have realized Grunge's car would have never hung in with the VR6. Also i'll add that no one was scared we ran around the whole night with a video camera , 2 "skittles" and 2 "Licorices" so i dunno where you guys were cause if you ask the F body guys we were at Gandy beach when thesevideos were taken. Obviously if you guys really wanted to race and beat one you all would come out and run but since you all are too busy here talking shit when they come out all of the sudden no one wants to run. Man TR i swear...
i havent gone anywhere Cockmagnet just sitting here laughing at you. Terminator had you been there you would have realized Grunge's car would have never hung in with the VR6. Also i'll add that no one was scared we ran around the whole night with a video camera , 2 "skittles" and 2 "Licorices" so i dunno where you guys were cause if you ask the F body guys we were at Gandy beach when thesevideos were taken. Obviously if you guys really wanted to race and beat one you all would come out and run but since you all are too busy here talking shit when they come out all of the sudden no one wants to run. Man TR i swear...
when it all boils down to it you really are just a useless cum dumpster. aren't you?!?!
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