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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:49 PM
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Chris he would beat you down so bad that 5.0 would have to come break it up, hey acr are you the guy from King of Malibu or what ever that movies is? "I got so much ice in ma coola you'd think i was a jewl-a" "bling bling"!!!!!!
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dude you ever consider midget tossin? you'd be pretty good for carnies to toss

BTW you got old a while back why dont you get better come backs...wait thats right you are old to begin with...please my 15 year old sister could have better come backs than your pathetic rambling.
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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:54 PM
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Well I must say - you'd place well in the ethiopian diet challenge! It must suck to turn sideways and dissapear!
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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by CopMagnetLS1
Well I must say - you'd place well in the ethiopian diet challenge! It must suck to turn sideways and dissapear!
ever kick yourself in the face? im sure you have so theres no contest there. Oh well sux to be you doesnt it
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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by ACR2NV
like you are bigger than me ha! :


oh shit, thats the funniest thing i have read all month..

you are no bigger then me man, dont kid yourself...
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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:59 PM
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Originally posted by CopMagnetLS1
And I am sooooooo worried about your "friends" actions... are they going to steal my valve stem caps?
Be careful Chris. :o Someone stole the positive battery terminal cap off my Optima at one of the shows. And I thought everyone like me.

Damn Terrorists!!
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Originally posted by Scarecrow
Be careful Chris. :o Someone stole the positive battery terminal cap off my Optima at one of the shows. And I thought everyone like me.

Damn Terrorists!!
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Old May 1, 2003 | 01:00 PM
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Yea, that about sums it up...

Old May 1, 2003 | 01:04 PM
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ACR - I tell you what - how about we find a local "boxing gym" and you can prove how much bigger than me you really are?
That work? Hmmm... no bail money needed.

Just do me a favor and try and gain a few pounds - I don't want to feel bad when you snap in half!

Hell at this point I'm sure we could sell tickets to watch you get beat down...
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Old May 1, 2003 | 01:09 PM
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[Micheal Buffer voice]

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages....its time for the main event.


in this corner, weighing in at a slender 93lbs....A COCK RING 2 NIGHTY VIOLAAAAATTEEE.

and in the other corner, with the blonde, weighing in at a midget like 200lbs.... Chris...The Midget...MULLLLLLEEEETTTTT HEEEAAADDDD....

LETS GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLLEEEEE!!!

[/Micheal Buffer voice]


micheal buffer is cool, mmmmkay
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