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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 05:21 AM
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Question minima falls victem to the banana with a woogley tire

ok I have 1 all-season tire on the back of the banananana left tire 245/40/17 right tire 225,55/17(hehehehe). The reason is a long story that i have not the time or the desire to spout off about. Well im cruising down some dumb Ri wanna-be interstate(its paved) and a riced out maximus flexes on me. I remember the woogley tire and let his gay ass altezza tail lighted ,chopped springed.,gay 19 inch rimmed, bird bathed spoilered turd troller keep on trucking. About 5 minutes later i notice the turkey flying through traffic like a race car driver.,And as i get on the exit ramp to head to Newpot, i notice that he does the same( nice sweeping corner [35mph signed turn]) well the guy is about 25 cars ahead and i wonder if i can get right up on his ass around the corner and give him a quick dick slap. So i pop the banana in 3rd and slowly get on it(drastic acceleration cause the car to head left a little). about mid corner i am about 4 cars off his ass(he has noticed and gotten on it). Being that is was a sweeping right hand turn the bananana is not effected by the special tire too much. By the time im on his ass i have shifted into 2nd due to inability of the minima to handle well with its race car suspenion. as we merged onto the high way i walked his slow ass. and then slowed down to 60 to see if he would pass. he didnt.
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 08:12 AM
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yeah, my tire was supposed to be here yesterday.
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 08:28 AM
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Hmmm, banana, this wouldn't be a yellow accord with a bleacher wing would it?
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 08:44 AM
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Cornishcrx, you wouldn't happen to be the fellow with the yellow supercharged CRX with a nice size dent in the hood from the blowoff valve....would you?

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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 09:57 AM
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Nope wrong guy!!!!


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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 10:37 AM
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Originally posted by flounder
Here is a pic of cornish's banana.
oh my! I forgot what my car looked like clean
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 11:12 AM
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And with decent tires on all 4, LOL!
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 06:03 PM
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lemme guess, the special tire is for grip w/ the one wheel peel in the snow? hehe jk

just a guess!

oh and nice kill!!!
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